elauction 

When elected office is up for bid, up for being bought by the highest bidder, an elauction is under way.

Elauction indicates the primary role of money (and the principal bearers of money known as billionaires) in supposedly democratic elections.

The term, elauction, represents how the oligarchy, known these days as billionaires (or Billionaire Overlords) is able to buy elections.

When $100 million is spent to prop up a Governor who has been subjected to a recall, while a paltry $4 million is spent by the challenger, we are certainly witnessing an elauction.

When each candidate is a mere face, a mere facade for billionaire backers, an elauction is under way.

Who will win the elauction? The highest bidder, or the highest so-called 'contributor' will of course buy the elauction.

elauction by Neologian-PJG June 27, 2012

Fortified Election 

Code name for rigging an election. Utilizing a cabal (A conspiratorial group of plotters or intriguers.) To manipulate the voters

well-funded cabal of powerful people, working together behind the scenes to influence perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage and control the flow of information. They were not rigging the election; it was a Fortified Election

Fortified Election by FuzzyMeep February 6, 2021

Fatal ejaction 

The fist time you ejaculate after a vasectomy. It's long awaited along with fear that it might be the most pain you have ever felt in your life.

It felt like I was playing Russian roulette with the first "fatal ejaction" after a vasectomy.

Fatal ejaction by Caveman100 May 17, 2014

unbiased election predictions

election predicting boi, he's okay i guess, but we'll never know if he has a girlfriend though.

Person a: Do you prefer Red eagle politics or lets talk elections
Person b: Watch unbiased election predictions

unbiased election predictions by newuser42 March 31, 2021

student election 

A popularity contest; contrary to the widely accepted definition of an election, an election in high school is based solely on popularity. The losing contestant was probably offering a cure for AIDs, but the winner is on the football team and all the chicks love him.

--Dan: Hey, who are you voting for in the new election?
--Sarah: Jayme! He's such a dreamboat.
--Dan: Yeah me too! He's my bud!
--Tom: Whoa whoa whoa, why not Jack? He had some really good points that he made at the election, he didn't need a script and didn't murmur. I don't even remember what Jayme said!
--Dan: Dude, Jack isn't cool. At all.
--Sarah: And he's not as cute as Jayme.
--Tom: *sigh* Student elections.

student election by Akagama October 1, 2009

Fortified Election 

Code name for rigging an election. Utilizing a cabal (A conspiratorial group of plotters or intriguers.) To manipulate the voters

well-funded cabal of powerful people, working together behind the scenes to influence perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage and control the flow of information. They were not rigging the election; it was a Fortified Election

Fortified Election by FuzzyMeep February 6, 2021

election 

a lying contest between two or more rich and/or powerful individuals

Person 1: Are you going to vote in the election
Person 2: No, they're having a sale on electric eels at wal-mart

election by rawr rawr rawr December 31, 2009