Basically every teenager's favourite toy at the minute.
You'll be seeing this shit discarded on the streets, in the hands of literal 12 year olds, in fucking GCSE exam venues, in Spack No.3's room, in class rooms, at work, you name the place: an Elf Bar will most certainly be there!
Spack No.2: If I had a quid everytime I saw an Elf Bar, then I could probably book a week's trip to North Carolina from Southampton (the industrial city)
The most delicious thing I have ever tasted, unless it's the cotton candy flavour fuck me. It is the in thing that emos and chavs have in common they all like elf bars.
"can I take a hit on your elf bar"
"Sure just don't rob me brother"
Proceeds to Rob him
Basically every coolteenager's favourite toy at the minute.
You could be in class, at work, at the local park or even in your cousin Spack No.3's room and 9 times out of 10 come across an Elf Bar vape.
Since these vapes are only one time use, it is also not uncommon to see them discarded around the street.
Spack No.2: If I had a pound every time I saw an Elf Bar, I can probably give Southampton the money to sign a new goal keeper to replace Fraser Forster!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!