Elfward 

A cross between a gay vampire and an elf from the versace North Pole. But anyways

Jessica,

I want you to understand something. I love you for you and everything you are. From your head down to your weird looking toes because In my eyes your perfectly beautiful like a walking angel. I want you to also understand that you've literally shown me what happiness truly is. I say this because honestly cause I can be my true self around you with putting up a front, ya know? Like literally I see a great happy God damn future with you one day and I honestly wouldn't want it any other way sunshine. So I'll wipe my ass and come out to the living room now.

Much love,

Small willy Elfward

Elfward by Elfward April 2, 2015

elwardo 

An amazing person who cares so much about people and most of the time doesnt get it back. Elwardo is jaw droppingly gorgeous and has an amazing sense of humour. Elwardo only cares about their family and only has eyes for one person in particular. Don’t underestimate an elwardo they are stronger than they look .

Person1- who’s elwardo?
Person2- a person u don’t want to mess with!

elwardo by Elwardo458 August 14, 2020

The Sean Elward 

When a person is getting raped and they plan to bite off the penis. This person may be referded as "The Pony."

When You Would Use "The Sean Elward"

Ex. "If I was getting raped...i would just bite off the penis!"

The Sean Elward by shoulderlien September 6, 2009

elwardelr 

A small but chill anime tiktoker on the platform for mobile phones “TikTok”.
He is my mutual and i wish him well.

“elwardelr is goated!”

elwardelr by .seris February 13, 2021

Elwardo

Elwardo is that one guy who will always steal your girl. He has infinite rizz. if he goes up to your girl it’s basically over. There’s nothing you can do about it cause he has infinite aura as well. At that point just give up and find someone else.

I got with this one girl named Casandra. We had a really deep relationship, I thought It was unbreakable. One day as we were walking down the back alley of Dick’s Sporting Goods. I see Elwardo pull up to my girl, talking about some “Hey baby girl, my name’s Elwardo.” That one line from Elwardo ends our relationship instantly and she calls me a “loser” before leaving with Elwardo. I still haven’t found anyone else to this day. Now I’m in my late 30’s eating McDonalds and sleeping on the couch all day watching buff bodybuilders lift weights on the tv.

Elwardo by Instaman789 April 24, 2026