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A cross between a gay vampire and an elf from the versace North Pole. But anyways
Jessica,

I want you to understand something. I love you for you and everything you are. From your head down to your weird looking toes because In my eyes your perfectly beautiful like a walking angel. I want you to also understand that you've literally shown me what happiness truly is. I say this because honestly cause I can be my true self around you with putting up a front, ya know? Like literally I see a great happy God damn future with you one day and I honestly wouldn't want it any other way sunshine. So I'll wipe my ass and come out to the living room now.

Much love,

Small willy Elfward
by Elfward April 02, 2015
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