(v)- the act of having or preforming intercourse on a flight of stars. This act must include a minimum of 6 different positions and a minimum of 2 positions using the handrail. This act should only be preformed by professionals. It is extremely hard to preform and should only be done under the supervisions of professionals.
The letdown experienced after standing in an elevator, doors almost closed, and someone activates the sensor in a last minute attempt to board by pressing the outside button or waving a hand between the doors.
I was in a full elevator and experienced Elevation Cessation when Harold did a mean karate chop between the doors, trying to board.
Main Entry: elev·en·teen Pronunciation: i-'le-v&n-'tEn
Function: noun
1) The real number eleven (11) with the prefix -teen added to coincide with the naming scheme of numbers ending in -teen (13 through 19), used to convey uncertainty & fictitious ambiguity.
2) Used as sarcasim or in a sarcastic responce or insult.
3) Can also be used to describe a preteen.
1) I can't remember when I learned to ride a bike, I must have been about eleventeen or so!?
Eleventyone is the word used by Hobbits in JRR Tolkein's books for another Hobbits age when he/she becomes 111 years old.
This word was picked up by games and internet forum goers who try to act cooler than other gamers and internet forum goers, though usually they aren't. Eleventyone seems to have spawned other uses for the "Eleventy" prefix.
Bilbo Bagginsplayed a trick on the guests at his birthday when he was eleventyone by putting on his magic ring and vanishing.
A number so large that it isn't found on any numeric scale. It is also presumed to be infinity plus one. It is used to describe when something has been done to great redundancy.
Damn, thats your eleventeenth time wearing those busted up kicks! BUY SOME NEW SHOES
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.