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elephantmonkey 

a large creature that projects a loud vulgar mating noise at inappropriate moments.
sara is an elephantmonkey, listen to her bellow
elephantmonkey by Elephantmonkey November 5, 2008

Elephanting 

The act of putting your hand behind your back in between your legs and jacking off; After you cum you shake your dick like an elephants trunk and screaming.
Me: Why didn't Ben come to school today?
Friend: He was Elephanting all night yesterday.
Elephanting by Iamthebest22 March 7, 2009

elephantmangitisduckbillvacumm -backflippalatupusturnaround 

a large animal with a elephants body three sets of t-rex arms, a pair of sea turtle flippers, a elephants trunk that has a beak on the end. Its teeth are made from corn on the cob which usually break while eating its main food source of peanuts and popcorn cornels unless its the third day of the week in which it only eats fluff-an-nutter sandwiches. It has two holes in its forehead one that dispenses pez while the other shoots toothpaste for defense. Beware it can also shoot mouthwash on request. you can usually find these 30 ft behemoths lurking in closets of young children, and while burrowing in the sand while on the beach. This beastie is attracted by the sounds of couples doing the reverse wraparound painted seagull twist(look up if not familiarized with words). All in all this animal is certainly one of gods greatest accomplishments of all time that we contiue to learn from each and every day.
Wow Avi I was at the beach this weekend giving my girl the reverse wraparound painted segull twist when a elephantmangitisduckbillvacumm -backflippalatupusturnaround popped out and joined us.

Deadboy and the Elephantmen 

Acid bath's singer Dax Riggs has a voice that sounds as if its been lived in a long time before he joined up, and with the unfortunate death of the bassist auddie in 2001, he started off on his own . Hes now in dark accoustic soul/ rock band DB and the ELEPHANTMEN.
With Tessie Brunet, whos drumming is much like Meg Whites( of the WHITE STRIPES), but lacks the childish pop stars horrible sense of timing and lack of creative ryhthm . Dax plugs in an epiphone hollowbody into his Fender twin reverb amp and blows you away, with standard timed songs about missfortunate events such as the passing of his father ( who he cared not much about ) , his experiences in becoming an adult ( hes 31) and DRUGS lots of drugs... Choosing to stay indie instead of hopping on the first label that offered ensures the music will remnain pure for as long as he claims louisiana......
i saw deadboy and the elephantmen ...

elephanting 

Placing a small elephant toy, especially a stuffed animal, on one's head (referring to a person's skull) or other body part, without dropping it or dislodging it from place. Person can be sitting, standing, cart-wheeling, walking on their hands, or other.
Callie distracted her friends from their homework by elephanting on her bed as she typed up an essay.

"Jorge, quit elephanting!"
elephanting by Lifant November 8, 2011

elephantine 

A morbidly-obese person whose weight is equivalent to that of an elephant.
"Did you see Myron last night? Denny's had to close because that elephantine ate all the food in the restaurant!"
elephantine by Cookieznmilk January 28, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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