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electrolytes

Electrolytes, it's what plants crave.
electrolytes by hnic17 January 3, 2008

Electrolytes

n. The only substance known to mankind that has been scientifically proven to cure hangovers. It's also the third ingredient in Gatorade, right after sugar and yellow dye #5.
Person 1: Awwwww, my head is killing me. Last night was rough.
Person 2: Here drink some Gatorade, it's got electrolytes and shit.

Hyper Cerebral Electrosis 

This is a condition, which is considered to be mythological to some. The condition causes the brain, along with the rest of the head, to explode. This is caused by concentrating. This condition is often referred to as H.C.E., and often leaves the audience of an H.C.E. attack under suspicion of murder.
Gerald and Larry were poking cow patties when Gerald mentioned the time-space continuum. Shortly after, Larry's head exploded due to his acute Hyper Cerebral Electrosis, and Gerald was left as the prime suspect for his murder.

Electrolytes

An Electrolyte, is something inside of a sports drink that makes people run faster.
Hey dude what should I drink before I run

DRINK BRAWNDO, IT HAS ELECTROLYTES!
Electrolytes by UrbanWordz December 3, 2010

Electrofisism 

The process of being able to manipulate electronic, or electric substances.
I will use Electrofisism on this _________
Electrofisism by HogRider._Vr March 6, 2022

Electrolytic capacitor 

A sick name for 2 or more metal plates separated by an electrolytic liquid. It gives you butterflys (for your ass) when you put it in the wrong polarity, over voltage or extreme heat
Man I shit my pants when that electrolytic capacitor exploded.