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ejacula-shard 

To have such an intense orgasm, one loses all control over their bowels.

To ejaculate and shard at the same time.
Dude, last night I was beating off so hard I ejacula-sharded! Afterward, I had to throw my pants in the trash.
ejacula-shard by Bulbous Jack H November 15, 2011

ejacula'tte

When you ejaculate into someone's coffee
ejacula'tte by thepenguin3773 December 15, 2011

Ejacula Trap

The Ejacula Trap is Trapped 14 Seconds.
Ejacula Trap by somesortofweirdguy January 10, 2026

Ejaculation salt

The Korean name for Incineroar, a wrestling Pokemon and also the 69th unique fighter in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.
Ejaculation salt has the best final smash in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.
Ejaculation salt by Doosin January 20, 2019

ejacubaking 

The act of dumping a load of semen into the oven. often with sweet treats such as pies, cakes, cookies and scones
"Sam, this cake is great...what's your secret?"
"A strenuous amount of ejacubaking will take any treat a long way"
ejacubaking by Pattiebilbs2186 April 16, 2014