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A version of Dracula where he wants your cum instead of blood

"Hey have you seen Ejacula"
"No"

Ejacula by Faggot Ass Clothes September 21, 2021

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ejacula-shard

To have such an intense orgasm, one loses all control over their bowels.

To ejaculate and shard at the same time.

Dude, last night I was beating off so hard I ejacula-sharded! Afterward, I had to throw my pants in the trash.

ejacula-shard by Bulbous Jack H November 15, 2011

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ejacula'tte

When you ejaculate into someone's coffee

I gave my girlfriend a ejacula'tte

ejacula'tte by thepenguin3773 December 15, 2011

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Ejacula Trap

Trapped Has 14 seconds

Ejacula Trap.

Ejacula Trap by somesortofweirdguy January 10, 2026

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Ejacula Trap

The Ejacula Trap is Trapped 14 Seconds.

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Ejacula Trap by somesortofweirdguy January 10, 2026

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Ejaculation salt

The Korean name for Incineroar, a wrestling Pokemon and also the 69th unique fighter in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Ejaculation salt has the best final smash in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Ejaculation salt by Doosin January 20, 2019

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ejacubaking

The act of dumping a load of semen into the oven. often with sweet treats such as pies, cakes, cookies and scones

"Sam, this cake is great...what's your secret?"
"A strenuous amount of ejacubaking will take any treat a long way"

ejacubaking by Pattiebilbs2186 April 16, 2014

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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