A version of Dracula where he wants your cum instead of blood
"Hey have you seen Ejacula"
"No"
by Faggot Ass Clothes September 21, 2021
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To have such an intense orgasm, one loses all control over their bowels.

To ejaculate and shard at the same time.
Dude, last night I was beating off so hard I ejacula-sharded! Afterward, I had to throw my pants in the trash.
by Bulbous Jack H November 15, 2011
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