Ejacula

A version of Dracula where he wants your cum instead of blood

"Hey have you seen Ejacula"
"No"

by Faggot Ass Clothes September 21, 2021

ejacula-shard

To have such an intense orgasm, one loses all control over their bowels.

To ejaculate and shard at the same time.

Dude, last night I was beating off so hard I ejacula-sharded! Afterward, I had to throw my pants in the trash.

by Bulbous Jack H November 15, 2011

ejacula'tte

When you ejaculate into someone's coffee

I gave my girlfriend a ejacula'tte

by thepenguin3773 December 15, 2011

Ejacula Trap

Trapped Has 14 seconds

Ejacula Trap.

by somesortofweirdguy January 10, 2026

Ejacula Trap

The Ejacula Trap is Trapped 14 Seconds.

Ejacula Trap.

by somesortofweirdguy January 10, 2026

Ejaculation salt

The Korean name for Incineroar, a wrestling Pokemon and also the 69th unique fighter in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Ejaculation salt has the best final smash in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

by Doosin January 20, 2019

ejacubaking

The act of dumping a load of semen into the oven. often with sweet treats such as pies, cakes, cookies and scones

"Sam, this cake is great...what's your secret?"
"A strenuous amount of ejacubaking will take any treat a long way"

by Pattiebilbs2186 April 16, 2014