It couldn't believe a girl this hot would agree to go to the movie. I also had no idea she was going to grab my junk in the theater. I told her the warm butter must have leakedout of the popcorn tub. SHIT, An EJACCIDENT!

Oh! Babe! Oh! NO! Ahhhhh! Oh Shit. Oh my God... I am SOOOO sorry! I think I just had an ejaccident.

My parents said that my birth was NOT unplanned! WTF! I've done the math! I was born three months after they were married! It's cool though, I prefer to think that I was simply an ejaccident.

ejaccident by frogandswitch June 12, 2011

Related Words

Ejaccident • exccident • Jaccident

Jaccident

When you inadvertently cut or hurt yourself while masturbating.

Be careful down there, I had a jaccident and cut myself last night.

Jaccident by Boner Martin December 19, 2010

Exccident

Exccident

Used to describe an Ex (ex-boyfriend,girlfriend husband or wife etc.) In a way that plainly describes how you NOW feel about the relationship.

Are you still seeing that guy?
Oh you mean my Exccident? No that's over

Exccident by SweetShy&Innocent;) May 18, 2014

Exccident

Exccident

Used to describe an Ex (ex-boyfriend,girlfriend husband or wife etc.) In a way that plainly describes how you NOW feel about the relationship.

Are you still seeing that guy?
Oh you mean my Exccident? No that's over

Exccident by SweetShy&Innocent;) May 18, 2014

exccident

Exccident
n.noun

An unexpected and undesirable ex or former lover, especially one resulting in damage or harm.

Not to be confused with

Accident
n.noun

An unexpected and undesirable event, especially one resulting in damage or harm.

"My Exccident wasn't an ass hole, was a the whole ass."

"I saw something that reminded me of my Exccident today, but I flushed and everything went back to normal"

"From now on he/she will only be referred to as my Exccident"

exccident by SweetShy&Innocent;) May 18, 2014

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026