Ejaccident 

The subtle art of accidental ejaculation

Dude, when that bass dropped, I ejaccidented in my pants

Ejaccident by turboplm April 26, 2011

ejaccident 

It couldn't believe a girl this hot would agree to go to the movie. I also had no idea she was going to grab my junk in the theater. I told her the warm butter must have leakedout of the popcorn tub. SHIT, An EJACCIDENT!

Oh! Babe! Oh! NO! Ahhhhh! Oh Shit. Oh my God... I am SOOOO sorry! I think I just had an ejaccident.

My parents said that my birth was NOT unplanned! WTF! I've done the math! I was born three months after they were married! It's cool though, I prefer to think that I was simply an ejaccident.

ejaccident by frogandswitch June 12, 2011

Jaccident 

When you inadvertently cut or hurt yourself while masturbating.

Be careful down there, I had a jaccident and cut myself last night.

Jaccident by Boner Martin December 19, 2010

Exccident 

Exccident

Used to describe an Ex (ex-boyfriend,girlfriend husband or wife etc.) In a way that plainly describes how you NOW feel about the relationship.

Are you still seeing that guy?
Oh you mean my Exccident? No that's over

Exccident by SweetShy&Innocent;) May 18, 2014

exccident 

Exccident
n.noun

An unexpected and undesirable ex or former lover, especially one resulting in damage or harm.

Not to be confused with

Accident
n.noun

An unexpected and undesirable event, especially one resulting in damage or harm.

"My Exccident wasn't an ass hole, was a the whole ass."

"I saw something that reminded me of my Exccident today, but I flushed and everything went back to normal"

"From now on he/she will only be referred to as my Exccident"

exccident by SweetShy&Innocent;) May 18, 2014

Exccident 

Exccident

Used to describe an Ex (ex-boyfriend,girlfriend husband or wife etc.) In a way that plainly describes how you NOW feel about the relationship.

Are you still seeing that guy?
Oh you mean my Exccident? No that's over

Exccident by SweetShy&Innocent;) May 18, 2014