by turboplm April 26, 2011
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Oh! Babe! Oh! NO! Ahhhhh! Oh Shit. Oh my God... I am SOOOO sorry! I think I just had an ejaccident.
My parents said that my birth was NOT unplanned! WTF! I've done the math! I was born three months after they were married! It's cool though, I prefer to think that I was simply an ejaccident.
My parents said that my birth was NOT unplanned! WTF! I've done the math! I was born three months after they were married! It's cool though, I prefer to think that I was simply an ejaccident.
by frogandswitch June 12, 2011
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by Boner Martin December 19, 2010
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Used to describe an Ex (ex-boyfriend,girlfriend husband or wife etc.) In a way that plainly describes how you NOW feel about the relationship.
Used to describe an Ex (ex-boyfriend,girlfriend husband or wife etc.) In a way that plainly describes how you NOW feel about the relationship.
by SweetShy&Innocent;) May 18, 2014
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n.noun
An unexpected and undesirable ex or former lover, especially one resulting in damage or harm.
Not to be confused with
Accident
n.noun
An unexpected and undesirable event, especially one resulting in damage or harm.
n.noun
An unexpected and undesirable ex or former lover, especially one resulting in damage or harm.
Not to be confused with
Accident
n.noun
An unexpected and undesirable event, especially one resulting in damage or harm.
"My Exccident wasn't an ass hole, was a the whole ass."
"I saw something that reminded me of my Exccident today, but I flushed and everything went back to normal"
"From now on he/she will only be referred to as my Exccident"
"I saw something that reminded me of my Exccident today, but I flushed and everything went back to normal"
"From now on he/she will only be referred to as my Exccident"
by SweetShy&Innocent;) May 18, 2014
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Used to describe an Ex (ex-boyfriend,girlfriend husband or wife etc.) In a way that plainly describes how you NOW feel about the relationship.
Used to describe an Ex (ex-boyfriend,girlfriend husband or wife etc.) In a way that plainly describes how you NOW feel about the relationship.
by SweetShy&Innocent;) May 18, 2014
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