It couldn't believe a girl this hot would agree to go to the movie. I also had no idea she was going to grab my junk in the theater. I told her the warm butter must have leakedout of the popcorn tub. SHIT, An EJACCIDENT!
Oh! Babe! Oh! NO! Ahhhhh! Oh Shit. Oh my God... I am SOOOO sorry! I think I just had an ejaccident.

My parents said that my birth was NOT unplanned! WTF! I've done the math! I was born three months after they were married! It's cool though, I prefer to think that I was simply an ejaccident.
by frogandswitch May 17, 2011
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