Ejaccident
Ejaccident by turboplm April 26, 2011
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ejaccident
It couldn't believe a girl this hot would agree to go to the movie. I also had no idea she was going to grab my junk in the theater. I told her the warm butter must have leakedout of the popcorn tub. SHIT, An EJACCIDENT!
Oh! Babe! Oh! NO! Ahhhhh! Oh Shit. Oh my God... I am SOOOO sorry! I think I just had an ejaccident.
My parents said that my birth was NOT unplanned! WTF! I've done the math! I was born three months after they were married! It's cool though, I prefer to think that I was simply an ejaccident.
My parents said that my birth was NOT unplanned! WTF! I've done the math! I was born three months after they were married! It's cool though, I prefer to think that I was simply an ejaccident.
ejaccident by frogandswitch June 12, 2011
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Jaccident by Boner Martin December 19, 2010
Exccident
Exccident
Used to describe an Ex (ex-boyfriend,girlfriend husband or wife etc.) In a way that plainly describes how you NOW feel about the relationship.
Used to describe an Ex (ex-boyfriend,girlfriend husband or wife etc.) In a way that plainly describes how you NOW feel about the relationship.
Exccident by SweetShy&Innocent;) May 18, 2014
Exccident
Exccident
Used to describe an Ex (ex-boyfriend,girlfriend husband or wife etc.) In a way that plainly describes how you NOW feel about the relationship.
Used to describe an Ex (ex-boyfriend,girlfriend husband or wife etc.) In a way that plainly describes how you NOW feel about the relationship.
Exccident by SweetShy&Innocent;) May 18, 2014
exccident
Exccident
n.noun
An unexpected and undesirable ex or former lover, especially one resulting in damage or harm.
Not to be confused with
Accident
n.noun
An unexpected and undesirable event, especially one resulting in damage or harm.
n.noun
An unexpected and undesirable ex or former lover, especially one resulting in damage or harm.
Not to be confused with
Accident
n.noun
An unexpected and undesirable event, especially one resulting in damage or harm.
"My Exccident wasn't an ass hole, was a the whole ass."
"I saw something that reminded me of my Exccident today, but I flushed and everything went back to normal"
"From now on he/she will only be referred to as my Exccident"
"I saw something that reminded me of my Exccident today, but I flushed and everything went back to normal"
"From now on he/she will only be referred to as my Exccident"
exccident by SweetShy&Innocent;) May 18, 2014
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