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esmira
She is he most sassiest girl ever! She sometimes can be rude but her heart is made outta gold. She will never hurt a single soul.
esmira by I am a nerd April 9, 2017
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United Arab Emirates A-Bomb
When one consumes a gargantuan amount of chicken wings, causing them to release a fecal dump larger than the United Arab Emirates.
Hey, I heard Abby got fired from Ronzio's for dropping multiple United Arab Emirates A-Bombs during her shift.
United Arab Emirates A-Bomb by Constitution/B-Guard June 16, 2010
Emirates national school
It’s a decent school with good education, the girls section is filled with chmaks, lesbians and snakes, all they do is share your secrets with everyone, spread rumors about people and get into fights about the dumbest things but other than that you’ll find some sweet people there
Emirates national school by Blublurid November 8, 2019
emira
Emira is a girl, who would always be there for you and would never let you down, just like the meaning of her name "leader or princess! She is the most optimistic, funny, loveable person you'll ever find. Emira loves to try new things and will always be ready to go on an adventure. She dreams of taking over the world and is very confident of herself in everything she does. She has one unique personality, no one ever holds and is very particular about her coffee orders. If you ever find an Emira,never let her go because there are very few people like her and they are hard to let go of.
emira by dictionarygal123 June 9, 2019
Elmira, New York
If it weren't for the prison industry, and the trash shipped into our landfill, this town would have died long ago. Good bye high paying factory jobs, jazz clubs, social outlets and simple pride. Hello psych center rejects, crack heads, criminals, relocated prison families and self serving conservative politicians. Drive right by this fucking hell hole. Visit Corning or Ithaca where you won't feel guilty for wasting your time and money. Where else would they tear down the Langdon Mansion and install a fucking strip mall, then have the balls to claim Mark Twain as their own. The most backward thinking town I have ever lived in. Those painting a prettier picture of this god forsaken place are deluded at best. If you MUST stop, take a shit on Main Street, it won't be noticed.
While vacationing in the Finger Lakes...
Little Jimmy: Mommy, mommy are we there yet?
Mommy: No, not yet Little Jimmy, we'll be making a quick stop in Elmira, New York to get rid of our trash, buy some crack and take a shit on Main Street.
Little Jimmy: Gee Mommy, I think I'll hold mine 'til I get to Binghamton.
Little Jimmy: Mommy, mommy are we there yet?
Mommy: No, not yet Little Jimmy, we'll be making a quick stop in Elmira, New York to get rid of our trash, buy some crack and take a shit on Main Street.
Little Jimmy: Gee Mommy, I think I'll hold mine 'til I get to Binghamton.
Elmira, New York by meme1956 April 7, 2011
Dirty Emir
While having sex in doggy style position the male ejaculates in the female and then shoots her in the back of the head then flees Mexico...
Dirty Emir by Cajunfrys April 27, 2010
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