It’s a decent school with good education, the girls section is filled with chmaks, lesbians and snakes, all they do is share your secrets with everyone, spread rumors about people and get into fights about the dumbest things but other than that you’ll find some sweet people there

Oh your from emirates national school? Yeah I can tell from that jacket your wearing

Emirates national school by Blublurid November 8, 2019

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emira

Emira is a girl, who would always be there for you and would never let you down, just like the meaning of her name "leader or princess! She is the most optimistic, funny, loveable person you'll ever find. Emira loves to try new things and will always be ready to go on an adventure. She dreams of taking over the world and is very confident of herself in everything she does. She has one unique personality, no one ever holds and is very particular about her coffee orders. If you ever find an Emira,never let her go because there are very few people like her and they are hard to let go of.

If you need someone to boost your confidence up, Emira is one call away.

emira by dictionarygal123 June 9, 2019

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Elmira, New York

If it weren't for the prison industry, and the trash shipped into our landfill, this town would have died long ago. Good bye high paying factory jobs, jazz clubs, social outlets and simple pride. Hello psych center rejects, crack heads, criminals, relocated prison families and self serving conservative politicians. Drive right by this fucking hell hole. Visit Corning or Ithaca where you won't feel guilty for wasting your time and money. Where else would they tear down the Langdon Mansion and install a fucking strip mall, then have the balls to claim Mark Twain as their own. The most backward thinking town I have ever lived in. Those painting a prettier picture of this god forsaken place are deluded at best. If you MUST stop, take a shit on Main Street, it won't be noticed.

While vacationing in the Finger Lakes...

Little Jimmy: Mommy, mommy are we there yet?

Mommy: No, not yet Little Jimmy, we'll be making a quick stop in Elmira, New York to get rid of our trash, buy some crack and take a shit on Main Street.

Little Jimmy: Gee Mommy, I think I'll hold mine 'til I get to Binghamton.

Elmira, New York by meme1956 April 7, 2011

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Dirty Emir

While having sex in doggy style position the male ejaculates in the female and then shoots her in the back of the head then flees Mexico...

Emir Gomez fled Mexico after performing the Dirty Emir on an unsuspecting stripper.

Dirty Emir by Cajunfrys April 27, 2010

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