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egotistician 

an expert in the human ego
According to egotisticians, a staggering 93% of Urban Dictionary definitions are the product of egotistic thought patterns in an effort to perpetuate egocentric concepts beyond the limited confines of the individual human minds to which those patterns' origins can be traced.
egotistician by ɐʞoʎǝH August 15, 2018
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Egotistical

It means you think you're self centered, highly intelligent, better than everyone, beneath someone's level, narcissist, arrogant, cocky, selfish, and self absorbed. you think you are hotter than other people and smarter than others. you think you're the best at everything and that you're never wrong. you only find yourself perfect.
Egotist: i am way hotter than everyone, everyone is beneath me!
Person: Totally not true!
Egotist: Shut up! i am better than you!
Person: Wow
Egotist: Don't just plod against me! show me some respect or don't have a right to talk to me!

Tom is very egotistical he thinks his muscles are better looking than other guys, he has no respect he has self respect in himself. Tom thinks he makes excellent food.
Egotistical by TheAwesomeJUNK October 31, 2018

Egotistical Bastard 

A cocky, and sickeningly self obsessed being with little or no apprehension of their own insignificance. Often cast aside by society, these people truly believe that the earth revolves around them and are often spied making sexist, elitist or plain retarded remarks.
Those girls don't fancy you man, you're an egotistical bastard.
If you weren't such an egotistical bastard, you'd have friends.
Egotistical Bastard by wordqueen95 February 25, 2011

egotistical asshole 

That so-called celebrity talking so rude to the people asking for his autograph is such an egotistical asshole and so full of himself. If it weren't for those fans, he wouldn't be rich & he'd be a nobody!
egotistical asshole by Texas Toys September 10, 2016

Egotistical

The process of putting you're name on Urban Dictionary, then complementing yourself in the description.
Jack -
A very intellectual, insightful man with the most honest heart. His intentions and words are always well intended and he has the sexiest eyes in the whole world.
If you ever argue with a 'Jack' he will for sure make a Jack Ass out of YOU.
He always thinks ahead and see's the bigger picture. He hates fighting/ argueing. * yawn* its boring to him.
But he will always win because he plays by his own rules. His morality is strong and hes as dependable as a solid rock. A guy you can count on. Loves meeting new people where ever he goes. Loves freedom. Hates being conformed. Wont change for anyone and wont expect you to change either.
Highly independant. Likes to use his head. And its a very powerful one..very brilliant. Has women falling every where while hes still standing.
Humbel.Funny. Wont lie. (See what I mean? Egotistical.)
Egotistical by Truthclear Radiation November 7, 2015

Egotistical

Someone who thinks they are the best and are never wrong.
Aretha is very Egotistical
Egotistical by Zeke April 8, 2004

Egotistical

1) one who has become so ultimately consumed by their ego, that their entire view of the world and everyone in it is twisted. They usually perceive themselves as 'God's Gift to Women (mayhaps Men ...)' or are just plain sick as well as cocky.

2) A person whose ego exceeds both his intelligence and his capacity to see beyond his own personal interests.

3) A self-absorbed waste of oxygen who expects us to grovel at their feet like the unwashed masses they see us as

4) Someone who talks just to hear themselves (because no-one else will listen)

5) being egoist, is loving, respecting and admiring yourself more than any other being in the World. when you simply think, you're the best.
in better words: your egoist when you start feeling sorry for someone because you don't love him/her:)

One who is extremely egotistical
Egotistical by Jen Shultz August 6, 2007
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