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Egoa is nothing more than a egg that is lit on fire.
Bro, why is your head a egoa, what the actual fuck did you do.
egoa by Roberto the great February 24, 2024
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A goal sought only to satisfy one's perception of themselves, or ego.
Marty McFly often set egoals according to who called him Chicken.

Needles: What's the matter, McFly? Chicken?

Marty: Nobody -- Calls me "chicken!"

vroom vroom skrrrrrr vrooom skrrrr we've all seen it.

Egoamorreciprocumphobia 

The fear that no one will be able to love you as much as you love yourself due to being secure within yourself and having a healthy amount of self confidence.
Lydia: I just don’t want to date anyone right now

Halema: You’re just a narcissist , your standards are too high

Lydia: No, I have egoamorreciprocumphobia.

Egoambulistic 

A composite construction, denoting an attitude often adopted during arguments. It's designed as an emotional blackmail. Lit. "I walk"

Also, Egoambulists can be solo hikers.
It was raining outside and John asked Mary if she could drive him to the shop. She claimed to be busy, whereupon he responded Egoambulistically... knowing full well that she would feel guilty if he got soaked.
Egoambulistic by TrojanHoarse February 16, 2005

Conditus egoasphyxirhinitis 

When a person deliberately puts themself through hell eating spicy foods to prove that they are tough enough but end up in a hot mess with a runny nose and gasping for breath with watery eyes. Struggling to grab tissues,water,milk to alleviate the symptoms.

"Conditus" - Spicy in Latin
ego - is ego
asphyxrhinitis- Inflammation of the airways coupled with a runny nose.
person 1 : I'm getting the extra hot basting on my nandos chicken

person 2: Ooh you're about to suffer conditus egoasphyxirhinitis.

Egoalitarian 

When she realised there differences between men and women footballers, that's when she became an egoalitarian
Egoalitarian by Elijah Bartles November 24, 2018
A bad tik toker but follow her good content
You should follow Eg.oa
Eg.oa by Ininna August 13, 2019
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