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Andrew is an Egmoto
egmoto by kewlkiddddd September 3, 2017
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egotopiary 

Pruning shrubs, bushes, or trees, so they resemble the gardener or the owner of the property.
Rather than creating a normal topiary by shaping the bushes into squirrels and other small animals, the gardener created a remarkable image of himself. His wife referred to it as his egotopiary.

Emotov cocktail 

A short, cryptic, and usually dreary blog entry intended to draw out replies of maudlin concern or curiosity.

The term is a pun on "Molotov cocktail" in that the author's post is akin to throwing a small incendiary merely to see who will react.
Blogger:
i will never be the same after tonight

-rob

Reply:
Need some Bauhaus with that Emotov cocktail, Rob?
Emotov cocktail by Burke Hamblin April 11, 2008

egotography

egoistic photography

photographs with you inside taken by yourself.
especially those which you hold out your hands to click the shuttle.
A: got any photographs from your trip?

B: i traveled by myself. i have 2G worth of my egotography work.
egotography by klaycee May 25, 2009

emotospam 

When a forums user consistently uses random smilies and emoticons over and over again in each post. A form of spam.
Gamecue always emotospams the Milano Crew forums.
emotospam by Lord Of Ketchup September 3, 2005

Egotourist 

The uber-rich or famous, who visit Africa pretending to see the wild and that they care about the environment, but only stay in 6-Star accommodation in urban areas for fear of not being featured in the newspapers.
Are you sure I'll get media attention if I stay in your hotel? Don't confuse me with an ecotourist. I'm an egotourist.
Egotourist by Oddbloke August 7, 2008

Emotocon 

A computer created display of a specific emotion created by a sequence of characters.
Some Emotocons are
:) = Happy
:( = Sad
8-) = Cool
Emotocon by Mr. DIC --tionary June 29, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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