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egotopiary 

Pruning shrubs, bushes, or trees, so they resemble the gardener or the owner of the property.
Rather than creating a normal topiary by shaping the bushes into squirrels and other small animals, the gardener created a remarkable image of himself. His wife referred to it as his egotopiary.

Emotov cocktail 

A short, cryptic, and usually dreary blog entry intended to draw out replies of maudlin concern or curiosity.

The term is a pun on "Molotov cocktail" in that the author's post is akin to throwing a small incendiary merely to see who will react.
Blogger:
i will never be the same after tonight

-rob

Reply:
Need some Bauhaus with that Emotov cocktail, Rob?

egotography

egoistic photography

photographs with you inside taken by yourself.
especially those which you hold out your hands to click the shuttle.
A: got any photographs from your trip?

B: i traveled by myself. i have 2G worth of my egotography work.
egotography by klaycee May 25, 2009

emotospam 

When a forums user consistently uses random smilies and emoticons over and over again in each post. A form of spam.
Gamecue always emotospams the Milano Crew forums.
emotospam by Lord Of Ketchup September 3, 2005

Egotourist 

The uber-rich or famous, who visit Africa pretending to see the wild and that they care about the environment, but only stay in 6-Star accommodation in urban areas for fear of not being featured in the newspapers.
Are you sure I'll get media attention if I stay in your hotel? Don't confuse me with an ecotourist. I'm an egotourist.
Egotourist by Oddbloke August 7, 2008

Emotocon 

A computer created display of a specific emotion created by a sequence of characters.
Some Emotocons are
:) = Happy
:( = Sad
8-) = Cool
Emotocon by Mr. DIC --tionary June 29, 2009