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cleaning up eggs 

“Michael’s the best egg cleaner I know”

Ever since last year he’s been cleaning up eggs and I have never met someone whose cleans up eggs as well as he does.”

Cleaning up eggs 

Ever since last year, he's been cleaning up eggs - LilyPichu
Cleaning up eggs by ElonMosque September 22, 2020

cleaning up eggs 

When you clean up all the messy cum after sex.
Eggs refer to your testicles because they look like eggs and your testicles are your nuts so you are cleaning up the excess nut.
"Michael is the best egg cleaner I know, ever since last year he's been cleaning up eggs."
cleaning up eggs by mliky December 27, 2020

Semi Side Up Eggs

Sunny side up eggs, but the yolk is popped and lightly cooked on both sides.
I prefer semi side up eggs over Sunny side up
Semi Side Up Eggs by Loftsnax August 13, 2021

the price of eggs has gone up 

A phrase used to show you don't really care about something, as it isn't as important to you, as the other person/people in the conversation.

Derived from a recent Radio News broadcast in which the price of eggs going up was likened to be as important as world diasters, such as the Gulf of Mexico oil spill.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear I upgraded my PC so it now has more RAM?
Guy 2: Yeah, and the price of eggs has gone up

Girl: And she was like, and I like, omg, you were at that party and saw Terry kissing Elisha? And she was all (mindless drivle)
You: Totally, and did you hear the price of eggs went up?

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019