An egg on sticks is a woman who is blessed with skinny legs, but from top of the buttocks to the shoulders looks like a basketball. Hence, egg on sticks. Also known as a lollipop.
Dude! That chick is round as shit, but her legs are skinny! Very strange... She's like an Egg on Sticks"
To be extremelyembarrassed. Usually the embarassment is the result of one's own actions. Not sure of the origin, but it may come from when clowns are at a circus and they have eggs thrown at them because of their goofy acts or when actors had eggs thrown at them performing in plays a couple of centuries ago.
"I am sure you still have egg on your face after causing a scene in the mall and later finding out that your boyfriend was in the mall with his neice from Chicago instead of another girl".
A person who is so fat that there form, usually included both "back-tits" and "front-butt", has become egg-like, with the exception of their legs, which are always dwarved by their egg-shaped bodies.