edsell
A countryboy swamp raised.Outgoing and talkative...Negotiating. .Given gift of grab..Hard to handle..Cumbersome.......
edsell by Rayenin Payne July 12, 2017
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Eselland
A state of mind in which the subject is extremely intoxicated. A norwegian ideology closely assimilated with Valhalla and often refered to as the Valhalla of the drunk viking. A theme that can be found in many nordic folk chants. Such chants can be found on soundcloud if one wishes to find Valhalla.
"Is it true that one has to piss in cross with another to enter through the gates of Eselland?",
"Yeah dude, went all the way to Eselland last nigt"
"Yeah dude, went all the way to Eselland last nigt"
Edgellectual
A young person who does not fully grasp the full meaning of the term "intellectual," and frequently uses it to describe themselves as such in an attempt to appear "edgy" or apart from others their age.
Me, an Edgellectual, describing myself: I stay up late ready philosophy, I only read news from Think Tanks, I don't listen to pop music, I want to live the life of the mind, adults always say I am mature for my age.
Edgellectual by user_user_user August 4, 2016
edsel ford high school
Basically the best of the worst. Pretty much everyone agrees it's better than the other high schools in Dearborn even though they all suck. Every dumbass thinks it's the funniest fucking thing ever to steal the "L" from the gymnasium pool sign on the side of the school. All of the teachers think they are the shit when in reality only about 3 of them are good. The hallways stink from people that never take showers and once a week spray on their dollar store cologne/axe (depends how much gas is selling for that week) until people start gagging. Some people celebrate their birthdays in a big way - 25 bazillion balloons, screaming during lunch, and sheet cakes.. this usually pisses off 90% of the school. The sports are okay. All in all a bad school but some students are pretty cool.
idiot: OMFG!!! I LIKE JUST STOLE THE "L" FROM EDSEL!
me: dude, you are fucking stupid. that was and never will be funny.
idiot: the bathrooms at edsel are so cool i always hang out in them
me: you are stupid. seriously they stink so bad and when i come out of my stall i get humped by a group of people screaming things in foreign tongues.
idiot: woooow like edsel ford high school has the best academic program ever and we have so many cool things to do at edsel hehehehehe
me: you will never get laid. ever.
me: dude, you are fucking stupid. that was and never will be funny.
idiot: the bathrooms at edsel are so cool i always hang out in them
me: you are stupid. seriously they stink so bad and when i come out of my stall i get humped by a group of people screaming things in foreign tongues.
idiot: woooow like edsel ford high school has the best academic program ever and we have so many cool things to do at edsel hehehehehe
me: you will never get laid. ever.
edsel ford high school by edgar allen poe...i think August 20, 2008
Edsel
A car the the Ford Motor Comapany made in the late 1950's (1958-1960). The life of the Edsel didnt last long because no one liked the trademark "Horse-Collar" grill or the odd name. It is a very very rare car, very few were produced. Some of the models were: Citation, Pacer, Roundup, Ranger, and the Corsair
Edsel
according to lazyy "Someone who is awesome and understanding. Loves basketball and is good at it. Gives really good advice. Really cute and girl crazy! Doesn't like to be judged easily."