A car the the Ford Motor Comapany made in the late 1950's (1958-1960). The life of the Edsel didnt last long because no one liked the trademark "Horse-Collar" grill or the odd name. It is a very very rare car, very few were produced. Some of the models were: Citation, Pacer, Roundup, Ranger, and the Corsair
ME: Wow! Did you just see that Edsel?
YOU: That the fuck is an Edsel?
by BillyGunn September 13, 2007
according to lazyy "Someone who is awesome and understanding. Loves basketball and is good at it. Gives really good advice. Really cute and girl crazy! Doesn't like to be judged easily."
denng! did you see Edsel? I wanna get to know him! LOL!
by CONF3SS September 18, 2008
1.A car , named Edsel, made by the company, Ford.
2.A name of attractive and/or an intelligent person, usually a man.

Side note: Often made fun of as name rhymes with pretzel.
Person 1. Damn, that's a nice Edsel (car)
Person 2. Your right!

Person 1. Hi there Edsel
(Edsel) Hello

Person 1. Haha Edsel Pretzel!
by Sum boi you know. April 20, 2018
A countryboy swamp raised.Outgoing and talkative...Negotiating. .Given gift of grab..Hard to handle..Cumbersome.......
Edsell could sell a blind man reading glasses
by Rayenin Payne July 8, 2017
1) Someone who blocks you from their MySpace for leaving weird or obscure comments on their page. 2) Also is irritable after only catching a glimpse of one nipple.
"OMG, Gary is such a weird edsel... that comment I left him was HILARIOUS!"


"Geez, I can't blame myself for being weird edsel today... that chick was STACKED and I hardly saw anything!"
by Flowingclawninja April 9, 2008
An Edsel Ford is a complete failure at life. Due to his predecessors' success in the auto industry, the remarkably banal career of Edsel Ford sets him apart as the least noteworthy individual in a lineage of greatness.
Dude1: "I ain't got a job, and i ain't got no hobbies."

Dude2: "You're an Edsel Ford!"

Crowd: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo!!!"
by Corsair2080 February 8, 2009