Edsel 

A car the the Ford Motor Comapany made in the late 1950's (1958-1960). The life of the Edsel didnt last long because no one liked the trademark "Horse-Collar" grill or the odd name. It is a very very rare car, very few were produced. Some of the models were: Citation, Pacer, Roundup, Ranger, and the Corsair

ME: Wow! Did you just see that Edsel?
YOU: That the fuck is an Edsel?

Edsel by BillyGunn September 27, 2007

Edsel 

according to lazyy "Someone who is awesome and understanding. Loves basketball and is good at it. Gives really good advice. Really cute and girl crazy! Doesn't like to be judged easily."

denng! did you see Edsel? I wanna get to know him! LOL!

Edsel by CONF3SS October 30, 2008

Edsel 

according to Crsty, "He's so adorable...hehe"

Edsel is so adorable.

Edsel by JELLO March 10, 2003

Edsel 

1.A car , named Edsel, made by the company, Ford.
2.A name of attractive and/or an intelligent person, usually a man.

Side note: Often made fun of as name rhymes with pretzel.

Person 1. Damn, that's a nice Edsel (car)
Person 2. Your right!

Person 1. Hi there Edsel
(Edsel) Hello

Person 1. Haha Edsel Pretzel!

Edsel by Sum boi you know. May 28, 2018

Edsel 

Edsel- very quiet boy, who likes to play video games and will always mind his own business.

Person 1: Why is he so quiet?

Person 2: that’s just Edsel

Edsel by marymbt_234 February 3, 2022

Edsel 

is the definition of a cool person, genuinely kind and heartwarming, very caring and softhearted person, also plays badminton for fun. The cutest when he smiles, soft gaze, soft hands, will make you obsessed over him!

A: hey have you seen 'edsel'?
B: yeah! He slays the fashion show, everyone is cheering on him-!

Edsel by cutie patootie pookie bear March 17, 2023

edsel ford high school 

Basically the best of the worst. Pretty much everyone agrees it's better than the other high schools in Dearborn even though they all suck. Every dumbass thinks it's the funniest fucking thing ever to steal the "L" from the gymnasium pool sign on the side of the school. All of the teachers think they are the shit when in reality only about 3 of them are good. The hallways stink from people that never take showers and once a week spray on their dollar store cologne/axe (depends how much gas is selling for that week) until people start gagging. Some people celebrate their birthdays in a big way - 25 bazillion balloons, screaming during lunch, and sheet cakes.. this usually pisses off 90% of the school. The sports are okay. All in all a bad school but some students are pretty cool.

idiot: OMFG!!! I LIKE JUST STOLE THE "L" FROM EDSEL!
me: dude, you are fucking stupid. that was and never will be funny.

idiot: the bathrooms at edsel are so cool i always hang out in them
me: you are stupid. seriously they stink so bad and when i come out of my stall i get humped by a group of people screaming things in foreign tongues.

idiot: woooow like edsel ford high school has the best academic program ever and we have so many cool things to do at edsel hehehehehe
me: you will never get laid. ever.

edsel ford high school by edgar allen poe...i think August 20, 2008