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Emonie
Emonie is the definition of a gorgeous girl. She has many talents. She can dance, sing, etc.
She can be very bipolar. She can be mean and nice at the same time. She has long hair, she's kinda tall, and she's thick. Loyalty is everything to her. If you do her wrong to many times, she will get her payback without even trying. She is the real definition of petty. She will hurt your feelings without any hesitation. She doesn't need friends or a boyfriend. She can rock alone if she wants too.
She can be very bipolar. She can be mean and nice at the same time. She has long hair, she's kinda tall, and she's thick. Loyalty is everything to her. If you do her wrong to many times, she will get her payback without even trying. She is the real definition of petty. She will hurt your feelings without any hesitation. She doesn't need friends or a boyfriend. She can rock alone if she wants too.
Oh my god. Is that Emonie? Damnnnnn!!
Emonie by Okayokayokay664 March 8, 2018
Edonis
Your first name of Edonis has given you a quick-minded, sensitive nature.
It gives you a creative ability in art, music, singing, or fancywork and an appreciation for refined surroundings.
Your sociable nature expresses affection, kindness, and thoughtfulness to the extent that it is difficult for you not to be affected by others and governed by your emotions, rather than by logic and reason.
As you respond to love and encouragement from others, your romantic and dreamy nature can easily lead you into love affairs.
Your desire for peace at any price can result in going out of your way to avoid arguments and confrontation or hurting the feelings of others.
Also, budgeting can be a problem as you enjoy spending money and can easily ignore being practical.
Any health weaknesses would show in skin conditions, and also fluid problems affecting the glandular system and kidneys.
It gives you a creative ability in art, music, singing, or fancywork and an appreciation for refined surroundings.
Your sociable nature expresses affection, kindness, and thoughtfulness to the extent that it is difficult for you not to be affected by others and governed by your emotions, rather than by logic and reason.
As you respond to love and encouragement from others, your romantic and dreamy nature can easily lead you into love affairs.
Your desire for peace at any price can result in going out of your way to avoid arguments and confrontation or hurting the feelings of others.
Also, budgeting can be a problem as you enjoy spending money and can easily ignore being practical.
Any health weaknesses would show in skin conditions, and also fluid problems affecting the glandular system and kidneys.
Edonis by puppyloverswag August 30, 2013
Edonian
Edon or an Edonian is an ancient race on the brink of extinction. This is due to their retard nature. The average intelligence of an Edonian is that of an Ogre with one head from Warcraft.
Edonians are so stupid, so stupid that you cant really imagine their stupidity, it is legendary. Edonians are also very horny constantly trying to satisfy their hunger for pussy. Worse is, they dont even think before they speak. They just talk shit and nothing else. They even stalk people gathering even the most crucial information about you such as living place, birthdate etc.
The biggest and maybe best thing of all is, you can actually make fun of them, fuck with them, and they don't even notice that they are being teased or bullied. They just laugh. That makes it much better!
It is worth knowing that only people called "Edon" as their name, are the only true Edonians with real Edonian blood in them. Only one exists onto present day.
Edonians are so stupid, so stupid that you cant really imagine their stupidity, it is legendary. Edonians are also very horny constantly trying to satisfy their hunger for pussy. Worse is, they dont even think before they speak. They just talk shit and nothing else. They even stalk people gathering even the most crucial information about you such as living place, birthdate etc.
The biggest and maybe best thing of all is, you can actually make fun of them, fuck with them, and they don't even notice that they are being teased or bullied. They just laugh. That makes it much better!
It is worth knowing that only people called "Edon" as their name, are the only true Edonians with real Edonian blood in them. Only one exists onto present day.
Edonian by Scorpionshit March 17, 2011
Edmonton handshake
Grasp large knife. Plunge said knife into someone's chest. You have now completed the "Edmonton handshake". Known as "stabbing" or "knifing" in less crime-ridden cities. Most often used for no apparent reason, likely on someone elderly, smaller than you, or someone with nicer clothes than you. Be especially careful of the Edmonton handshake after denying an Indian a cigarette.
Visitor: "What the hell, you just stabbed me!"
Edmontonian: "Fuck your innocence, and welcome to Edmonton!"
Paramedic: "Not another Edmonton handshake!"
Edmontonian: "Fuck your innocence, and welcome to Edmonton!"
Paramedic: "Not another Edmonton handshake!"
Edmonton handshake by iamnotacrook February 17, 2010
Emonie
An incredibly beautiful girl , funny , smart , and outgoing . She can either be your bestfriend , or your worst enemy .
" Emonie is one of a kind "