edifile 

Someone who is obsessed with building and instructing intellect.

My friend Jim is a total Edifile, he's constantly explicating the nature of being.

edifile by Mizzle Lizzle, harbinger of knowledge. October 4, 2006

edifice complex 

a keen desire of a public or educational administrator to construct a building or buildings(a pun on Oedipus complex)

The principal seems to have an edifice complex.

edifice complex by The Return Of Light Joker May 17, 2008

edifice 

1) a large building
2) a very large person who could lose a bit of weight

The Empire State building is quite and edifice.
When you see a large person: lift your hands into the air and yell "EDIFICE!!!!"

edifice by HolliR October 28, 2005

Edifice Complex 

(n.)An Edifice Complex is a serious budget-busting illness that typically manifests itself on modern college and university campuses. Soon after their inauguration, an incoming university president will frantically and feverishly fall all over themselves to relentlessly badger wealthy donors and students for the purposes of leaving a mark with their name on it on the campus by constructing a new, over-priced, prime parking lot removing, ten-story structure post-modern eyesore whose purpose is solely to house administration, their support staff, and grace the cover of university brochures and websites. Faculty and students then are given the vacated, broken down, second and third string buildings for use as classes and offices.

Friend 1) Dude, I barely made it to class on time, even though I got on campus forty minutes ago! WTF?!

Friend 2)Well, my friend, out new president's got Edifice Complex so bad he took out all the prime parking to construct another building with is name on it. And then tripled the price of a parking permit to pay for the damn thing.

Friend 1) Oh sweet Jesus crap!

Edifice Complex by mhibma March 8, 2006

Edufile 

A person who judges others based upon their education and the status of the institution they obtained it from.

The hiring manager, who was a true edufile, hired the graduate from Harvard instead of the non-Ivy League candidate.

Edufile by Alex Mitchell Imaginationalist May 25, 2019

edifier

a small black rectangular device used to project sound from a computer or mp3
its has silver round speakers, and a little blue light

i heard that song on my edifier

edifier by michelledhalsdkjfahk January 19, 2009

edified 

Any equipment or process that used to work perfectly which becomes overly complex, expensive and unreliable after an Ed has worked on it.

Hey how do you turn on the lights, there used to be a switch? Good Luck mate the switch is gone, its been Edified.
You now need to download the App which crashes all the time, The Robot needs to be fully charged and the robot will turn it on for you.

edified by Faaark July 24, 2024