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Edens is a kind-hearted guy. Even though he is slow 99.9% of the time & terrible at typing, it’s worth the patience on trying to understand them. They have W pick up lines as well, I MEAN TOP TIER ! If you aren’t in the best mood, I promise you they can make you smile and laugh just by anything they say. They deserve the world and everything the world has to offer them. If you ever meet a guy named: Edens, hold them tight.
what’s your name?

my name is Eden with an s “

So Edens?

“Yes.”
Edens by love galore April 28, 2024
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edens pussy 

pussy so awesome it cannot be defined

Edens Zero 

A really cool manga (and also recently became an anime) by Hiro Mashima about a boy name Shiki and his friends going on a journey through space to find the Goddess of the Sakura Cosmos, Mother. It's filled with fun, action and also a lot of dark and grim scenes.
Person 1: Hey have you read Edens Zero?

Person 2: No but I heard it just got an anime recently
Person 1: Yeah. It's pretty good. You should check it out.

Edens pp 

Extremely large pp. That everyone is jealous of and need in their life ;)
Wow look at edens crotch he really is packing! I just want Edens pp
Edens pp by EdenHasLargePP November 16, 2020

Callum Edens 

Mild rectal itch characterised by an intense feeling of foreboding.
I've got a big Callum Edens coming on.
Callum Edens by Obidexterous May 30, 2011

johnathan edens 

a super fine,sexy and smart black kid
bro look its a johnathan edens
johnathan edens by yourfavdarkskxn September 22, 2022

eyenstones 

Pronounced "ein-stones", they are the rhinestones that people attach to their eyelids for a dramatic or "stage" or tacky effect.
Phaedra wore eyenstones at her baby shower!
eyenstones by AMarie0908 November 2, 2010