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Rusty Eggbeater
Guy 1: "Man how did things go with her last night?"
Guy 2: "Things went awesome, she really loved it when we did the Rusty Eggbeater"
Guy 2: "Things went awesome, she really loved it when we did the Rusty Eggbeater"
Rusty Eggbeater by vlaskipravik December 20, 2012
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Egyptian Eggbeater
A sexual act involving a person of the male sex's member, the mouth of a woman (typically), and one or more chicken eggs. To begin with, the man cracks the egg(s) into the woman's opened mouth. Then, he grabs his memeber with his hand, places it in the egg goop in the woman's mouth, and begins to violently flail his pecker about, beating the eggs into a fine mixture. The man may then (but does not have to) ejaculate into the woman's mouth. After that, the woman then must swallow the beaten egg(s), whether they contains semen or not.
"Hey bro! Do you watch Iron Chef with Emmerald?"
"Sometimes, but after about 10 minutes I usually get bored and end up giving my girlfriend Alex an Egyptian Eggbeater."
"Sometimes, but after about 10 minutes I usually get bored and end up giving my girlfriend Alex an Egyptian Eggbeater."
Egyptian Eggbeater by Ed Denes April 3, 2008
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eggbeater by allyourbaseball March 11, 2010
czechoslavakian eggbeater
verb~ The act of giving one a black eye by way of testicle slap, during which the attacker is lodging an ear of corn up the victim's rectum.
czechoslavakian eggbeater by calex goodman June 6, 2010
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