1 definition by calex goodman

verb~ The act of giving one a black eye by way of testicle slap, during which the attacker is lodging an ear of corn up the victim's rectum.
"how was that czechoslavakian eggbeater?"

"it was worse than that Russian Candycane."
by calex goodman June 6, 2010
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