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eggbeater 

the torturous kick neccesary to play water polo
The kid grew tired of doing eggbeater and found himself barely bobbing above the water.
eggbeater by allyourbaseball March 11, 2010
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eggbeater 

when a PERSON sloshes cum around in their mouth. afterward they can either spit or swallow.
Before one swallows the nut one gives it a good eggbeating
eggbeater by luna_c January 19, 2005

eggbeater 

when a girl sloshes cum around in her mouth. afterward she can either spit or swallow.
Before she swallows the nut she gives it a good eggbeating.
eggbeater by Teddu August 6, 2003

EggBeater 

To punch a girl in her ovary. To beat her eggs.
Michelle was mouthing off the other night at work which earned her an EggBeater!
EggBeater by J Lo. G January 3, 2008

Eggbeater 

When you get her pregnant so next week you first er elbow deep and twist your hand around the uterus and scrape the crotch fruit to float around and be peed out afterwards.
Dude I forgot to pull out so I had to give er the ol eggbeater since the stairs didn't work.
Eggbeater by Sanity unfiltered April 29, 2020

Eggbeater 

The act of bashing and killing a pregnant woman, till her unborn child and the mother herself looks like scrambled eggs.
Dude... I think Eli might be an eggbeater because of all of the kicking he does!
Eggbeater by KrispyCum August 18, 2025

Rusty Eggbeater 

Verb: The act of jamming a running electrical eggbeater into someones vagina during sex.
Guy 1: "Man how did things go with her last night?"
Guy 2: "Things went awesome, she really loved it when we did the Rusty Eggbeater"
Rusty Eggbeater by vlaskipravik December 20, 2012
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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