Water polo is a sport played on by the quickest, stongest, smartest and best conditioned athletes. A water polo team consists of 7 mentally instable people (who in gods name would want to be putting breathing air second to the untimate goal of victory). The players in the pool consist of 6 field players and a goalie, each player relies on each one of his team mates. The object of the game would not only be to stay above the water while everyone is try to put you under, but to shoot the ball past the goalie and score. There are rules... when your on the surface of the water(which isn't often).Under the surface anything goes. Trying to shoot a ball with everyone and thier mother beating on you could prove to be a challenge. "Survival of the fitest" And just for the record, We are NOT swimmers.
by GMSekulski March 20, 2005
Played by the most mentally unstable and physically tough bitches on earth, swimming in a suit 4 sizes too small, throwing around a hard yellow ball and trying to drown the other team.
Plays are usually twenty seconds long, max thirty, and then u have to sprint back on defense to help out goalie. When you're on offens you are constantly moving. When you are defending inside 5 meters, you foul the ball so they have to pass before a shot can be made, giving you an oppurtunity to either steal the ball or run down the shot clock.
WATER POLO:
The stamina of a marathon,
The strategy of chess,
The agility of soccer,
The injuries of kickboxing...
we're girls with balls.
by zookimer April 23, 2011
a mad hard sport, takes skill and a really hot body. very popular in greenwich, ct or california. even thought polo players are stoners any girl wants them because they r just so ridiculously good looking. oh and water polo guys come with water polo hair...oh yeah
by M to the arina January 13, 2006
Played just like normal polo, but in the water. Made up of two teams, each consisting of five to seven players. Polo shirts required. Obtain points by drowning horses of the opposing team. Team with horses remaining, wins.
by Bears.Beets.BattlestarGalactia July 06, 2015
played underwater upon horseback, often stallion, with an oversized croquet stick and a rubber football. Referees must be below 4 foot tall and coaches must be above 7 foot. Often attracts unwanted spectators and fans that shout ridiculous things like "Easy Meat" and "Hit him in the face with a woggle" Toggs must be worn at all time. If they "fall" off players must make a ring around the naked player to hide their meat and two veg. Common injuries include perferated eardrum and eyeball sucked out due to hit in the face whilst wearing goggles. Up to 10000 people and horses die each year and float to the surface, to be removed from the pool by fishing nets.
1)My horse has died, please can i have a sub ref?
2)Easy Meat!
3)Ahhh! my eyeball has been sucked out!
4)Oh dear my toggs have been torn off in a frenzied tackle, gather round lads!
by Andy Hopkins December 04, 2004
the gayest sport on earth, in which fags get in a pool and splash each other with water, while wearing speedos and tossing around a ball with one hand while playing pocket poolwith the other
by lil steve_o November 23, 2007
Played just like normal polo, but in the water. Made up of two teams, each consisting of five to seven players. Polo shirts required. Obtain points by drowning horses of the opposing team. Team with horses remaining, wins.
by Bears.Beets.BattlestarGalactia July 06, 2015