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Daniel: CHOO CHOO, all aboard the esfores esforexpress

/b/tard: what does that even mean

Daniel: you'll never know if you have to ask
esfores by scionoobydoo October 4, 2018

dark eboreus 

A spell from Phantom Brave

now, no one knows what an eboreus is exactly so it can be used for pretty much anything!
dark eboreus by Ash the Phantom January 1, 2005
Enfore your life
Enfore by BENSON YC September 11, 2018

exforestation 

this word doesn't exist and neither do the forests
Exforestation is where the trees are all dead
exforestation by Rotbull23 March 14, 2020
wassup EforE
EforE by anjjingdog1 November 12, 2021

euforeia 

Da heady feeling of glee dat you experience when teeing off a tiny dimpled sphere.
Bob Stuyvesant never seems to glean much euforeia from his habitually-lousy golfing-shots on da Red Green Show.
euforeia by QuacksO June 20, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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