Your ears cumming after listening to sounds they think are good: ie tasteful music, your friend's voice, or Morgan Freeman.
Sally had an abundance of earwax after going to a concert by her favorite band.
After spending time with his girlfriend, Mark always found a deposit of earwax the next day.
After spending time with his girlfriend, Mark always found a deposit of earwax the next day.
by g0nnaflynow April 06, 2010
by thehoeslapper May 10, 2015
When you share headphones with someone who might or might not have earwax. You share the wax when the douche stands up quickly and yanks both of earphones out and you scramble to get the ear plugs so you get then mixed up. *Shudders*
by Pyro1495 May 30, 2008
A Charlottesville Earwax is where caramel sauce is heated slightly, then a penis is dipped into said sauce and then used for ear sex.
by oaclo June 14, 2007
Yaphet: "Help me, I'm an earwax consumer, it's true"
Priest Dave (the slave): "I pray for your soul"
Priest Dave (the slave): "I pray for your soul"
by SexyAnimeGirlAnalPenetration69 January 19, 2020
A non-certified doctor who is in the practice of removing ears away from earwax. Earwax surgeons are very precise, gentle and careful in their removal of ears from around thick yellow, brown, and orange balls of wax. The surgeon may also use many tools such as Bobby pins, pipe cleaners, lead pencils, and scoops.
The Earwax surgeon carefully removed the ear from around a thick ball of wax.
The Earwax Surgeon placed the freed wax sample into a plastic bag, and dated it.
The Earwax Surgeon placed the freed wax sample into a plastic bag, and dated it.
by Pidontplay April 04, 2024