Your ears cumming after listening to sounds they think are good: ie tasteful music, your friend's voice, or Morgan Freeman.
Sally had an abundance of earwax after going to a concert by her favorite band.
After spending time with his girlfriend, Mark always found a deposit of earwax the next day.
After spending time with his girlfriend, Mark always found a deposit of earwax the next day.
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The Earwax Surgeon placed the freed wax sample into a plastic bag, and dated it.
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