earwax 

Your ears cumming after listening to sounds they think are good: ie tasteful music, your friend's voice, or Morgan Freeman.

Sally had an abundance of earwax after going to a concert by her favorite band.

After spending time with his girlfriend, Mark always found a deposit of earwax the next day.

earwax by g0nnaflynow April 5, 2010

earwax buddys 

When you share headphones with someone who might or might not have earwax. You share the wax when the douche stands up quickly and yanks both of earphones out and you scramble to get the ear plugs so you get then mixed up. *Shudders*

Dude. You were earwax buddys with him? Crustay!!! Have you seen his lobes?

earwax buddys by Pyro1495 June 2, 2008

Earwax Consumer 

A nasty head-ass nigga who eats fucking earwax because they don't give a fuck about life anymore

Yaphet: "Help me, I'm an earwax consumer, it's true"
Priest Dave (the slave): "I pray for your soul"

Earwax Consumer by SexyAnimeGirlAnalPenetration69 January 18, 2020

Earwax Surgeon 

A non-certified doctor who is in the practice of removing ears away from earwax. Earwax surgeons are very precise, gentle and careful in their removal of ears from around thick yellow, brown, and orange balls of wax. The surgeon may also use many tools such as Bobby pins, pipe cleaners, lead pencils, and scoops.

The Earwax surgeon carefully removed the ear from around a thick ball of wax.

The Earwax Surgeon placed the freed wax sample into a plastic bag, and dated it.

Earwax Surgeon by Pidontplay April 4, 2024

Sexual Earwax 

Sexual earwax is just regular cum but is produced when you dig so hard in your ear that you cum

dude just made some sexual earwax

Sexual Earwax by thehoeslapper May 12, 2015

Charlottesville Earwax 

A Charlottesville Earwax is where caramel sauce is heated slightly, then a penis is dipped into said sauce and then used for ear sex.

I heard he gave his girlfriend a Charlottesville Earwax and now she is deaf in one ear.

Charlottesville Earwax by oaclo July 12, 2007

razors.earwax 

The coolest mutual, can be questionable at times but otherwise an amazing mutual who deserves my entire family.

“Hey have you met razors.earwax?”

razors.earwax by youshallnotknowme November 20, 2021