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The literally lizard king. The man who looks at a single female of any species and makes them emit the loudest queef they can eternally muster. This man looks at a virgin woman and instantly impregnates her with several infants by accident. My mans penis is literally bigger than 9/11, you can't surpass him, and you can't beat him. Hes the god killer, the omen.
"Is that eavehn? Hes so fucking scary. Dont look, you'll get triplets!!"
eavehn by Disembodied_man October 20, 2020
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the coolest person alive, can be annoying at times but a great guy to hang with
eaven is such a goochi guy
eaven by Parasitic Astronaut May 12, 2016
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A person who is a badass is ever afraid even when they fell left out.
Damn! That girl is so eavenl jeez!
eavenl by Zoe8811 October 17, 2020
Eaven is everyone’s BFF. She usually has short hair.She absolutely loves to hang out
Eaven is my bff.
Eaven means beautiful in Irish, she’s wacky funny but quiet, always dressing like and office lady from the 90s but with doc mrts and style. And she loves cats and tarot cards.
Eaven is wacky

E a v e n
Eaven by RuthanneWilliams November 22, 2021
Eaven is my name , it means pogchamp
Hey did you see eaven today
Eaven by Eavenisnerdy March 29, 2021
An Eavenz is one of the most complicated human beings. On your first encounter with an Eavenz you may see him as quiet and shy, but once you have become friends with him he may start to talk to you, something even better is becoming besties with him he will listen to you even if you go on about something for hours he will listen to you. A bonus thing is if you become his bf/gf he will show you affection no one can get. Do not get on his angy side
He is definitely an Eavenz he’s so different around other people
Eavenz by 7Eleven11 March 2, 2021
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