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1. A "cutesy" way of referring to the gooch.

2. A name given to a pet (usually a cat) that has a sex-crazed owner who is in the closet about their sick and twisted sexual fantasies.
"Hey Mich3lo, Whas mean 'Goochi'?"

"Oh, nothing. I just thought it was a cute name for my cat." *drool*
Goochi by E Dawg September 27, 2004
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Dude, that taco was so goochi. I think I will get food poisoning!
Goochi by DragonOmniverse May 23, 2014

Goochi Mane 

When a guy has a lot of the hair in the area in between his balls and his ass, aka the gooch.
Damn no wonder you ain't gettin' any, you gotta shave that goochi mane
Goochi Mane by murg11 March 11, 2011

Goochi Ahno 

A celabratrory expression
"Sox hit a home run! Totally goochi ahno!"
Goochi Ahno by Kevie October 13, 2003

goochi goo 

goochi goo used for girls who are too cute
goochi goo by Dr Stupid August 9, 2018

Goochi Balls 

The combined area of the gooch and testicles commonly used when describing the pain from a big wet shit.
Brett Hart "dude ooooooooooh my god, I just took the biggest shit and my goochi balls are on fire."

Hotter than Satan's gooch 

A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole
Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"
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