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East German 

The act of masturbating until your about to ejaculate, and then suddenly stopping and not finishing. This is usually done the day before a sporting event, and is believed to increase the performance of the athlete who performs this act. The name "East German" originates from the 1980 East German Olympic team who allegedly did this before each event.
I East German'ed before my track meet and won my race!!
East German by AKN 121 December 24, 2008
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East German 

A man that can kill you from a different zip code, will go "Kommando" not the way your thinking commando which is no underwear but Kommando is when a German goes Special Forces and will never be found by anyone and probably kill you in your sleep, and will always get his revenge so I recommend you don't mess with one.
Don't mess with him he's East German he will kill you, your friends, and your family.
East German by Anonymousk9 October 1, 2016

East German Steriods 

A Person\Object That is extremely Strong, like Cosmically Strong.
Wow Hulk must be on East German Steriods

East German Double 

The accrue combination of adderall and Viagra. Often doubling the recommended dosage of both. No relation to the geographical area of East Germany whatsoever.
I gave my pet tiger the “East German double” the other day. He was like a zany fireball, a flying squirrel with 400 legs.
East German Double by Fartboi88 March 15, 2020

defect into east Germany 

(v.) To change one's loyalties to communism and being an aggressive gymnastics teacher.
Taken from some episode of the simpsons. Example is too short.

East Germany 

When you just want to mess up Germany so bad you decided to make the East Part a Communist Country. We all know how it went though. Fuck you, Erich Honecker.
- Woher kommst du??
- Ost Berlin.
- Oh, die DDR, eh? Muss gelutscht haben.
- Ja, Es war scheiße.

(Translation)
- Where are you from?
- East Berlin.
- Oh, from East Germany, eh? Must've sucked.
- It sucked.
East Germany by ZeroEscapist November 14, 2022
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B)
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A)
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