ZeroEscapist's definitions

America

Democracy exporters, Eagle lovers, Killers of the Middle-East, Cheeseburgers, Walmart, Cotton Eyed Joe, Having no brain in Geography, etc.

Here come THE ALMIGHTY UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!

by ZeroEscapist November 14, 2022

East Germany

When you just want to mess up Germany so bad you decided to make the East Part a Communist Country. We all know how it went though. Fuck you, Erich Honecker.

- Woher kommst du??
- Ost Berlin.
- Oh, die DDR, eh? Muss gelutscht haben.
- Ja, Es war scheiße.

(Translation)
- Where are you from?
- East Berlin.
- Oh, from East Germany, eh? Must've sucked.
- It sucked.

by ZeroEscapist November 14, 2022

Queen Elizabeth II

Welp, she's dead. I guess she's not immortal anymore, folks.

DEE LODD QUEEN ELIZABETH II IS DED?!

by ZeroEscapist November 14, 2022

Dream

This guy is cancer on earth.

- DrEaM Is So PoGgErRs!!111111!!!11111

-Just shut the fuck up, you're a fucking virgin bitch.

by ZeroEscapist April 13, 2022

Bellathewolf

A fatherless child with no respect for anyone, an Emo Bart pfp, and thinks the military is shit, while she's only -1.

- Oh, look, that fatherless kid!
- What was her name?
- Bellathewolf.

by ZeroEscapist January 21, 2022