Earsexual

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Someone who wants to have sex with an ear

Guy 1. Man I had Jennifer over and she asked me to fuck her in the ears so hard

Guy 2. Dude she must be earsexual

Earsexual by Earsexualhuman December 26, 2020

Words you can keep

Elosexual

Sexual attraction towards people based on their chess elo rating

Cindy will only date people above 2100 as she is elosexual
Darren was really looking forward to the Bermuda Party at the Olympiad since he is elosexual

Elosexual by chess12345 June 21, 2019

Related Words

Earsexual • Ear Sexual Assault • Warsexual • emosexual • Barsexual • carsexual • Egosexual • ecosexual • exosexual • esexual

Barsexual

A college-age girl who kisses other girls in bars and clubs, usually for attention and the approval of men.

A BISEXUAL girl kisses girls at home when no ones looking.

A BARSEXUAL girl only kisses them in places that charge a cover.

Barsexual by T. September 6, 2005

Word of the Day on March 23, 2008

Evansexual

Being totally and utterly in love with Evan Peters.

Nina: im so in love with Evan Peters i want him to rail me!

Lena: i think your evansexual!!

Evansexual by Nicolalena123 December 25, 2020

Ecosexual

Guys who like to bang rocks and trees instead of chicks.

Roy: Why the fuck are you putting your junk in a tree?
Justin Bieber: Because I'm ecosexual. Fuck yeah!

Ecosexual by Your_Dick November 30, 2016

exosexual

A term used to describe a person that finds aliens sexually attractive.

Person 1: Damn! Lizzie is such a nice person, she is beautiful, too! I wonder if she would like to have dinner with me...

Person 2: Sorry, bro. I hate to break it to you, but she is exosexual, so, unless you are an alien, go find someone else.

exosexual by FrStrat December 20, 2022

barsexual

A heterosexual girl or woman who partakes in any sort of sexual or promiscuous activity with another female to get attention from males. This usually takes the form of making out, and to a lesser extent, grinding or dry humping with another female.

This is a common sight at bars (hence the word barsexual) but can also be found at any party, especially frat parties.

The reason for such acts has baffled researchers for years, but it is thought that they seek attention, free drinks, or are prudes too scared to get with men.

Dude 1: Oh shit, check out those lesbos making out bro!!!
Dude 2: No you idiot, those are barsexuals.
Dude 1: Damn, you're right. Sluts!!!

barsexual by McLovin_You're_a_Faggle March 26, 2008

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026