5 definitions by MicJaiy

1
When you pull a girls head towards your penis for a blowjob then suddenly turns her head and jabs the ear.
I was trying to get my girl to give me head, but for some strange reason she wanted me to poke her ear.....
by MicJaiy May 15, 2005
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2
Fucking Idiot put together
Used when someone just says something so stupid, and you can't even be bothered pronouncing the full two words.

Fucking + Idiot = Fuckiot
Dude 1: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Dude 2: How many?
Dude 1: None. It turned itself in.
Dude 2:...........Your'e a Fuckiot
by MicJaiy June 03, 2005
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3
OMG, its something you eat!!!!!
Its not sexual!
I have a meat pie for lunch cause i was hungry!!!!
by MicJaiy May 12, 2005
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4
Something that is served at McDonalds you sick, twisted people!!
I ordered a happy meal for lunch cause i wanted the crappy little toy thats comes with it.
by MicJaiy May 19, 2005
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5
Something you have to do when it is impossible to check what person has said in a "normal" dictionary.
Person 1: Are we going to the movies today?
Person 2: Fo shizzle ma nizzle doggy fizzle tellivizzle da bomb jigga sause biznatch!!!
Person 1: .......?? I'd better go home and Urbandictionary That.
by MicJaiy May 15, 2005
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