earnus

The saggy puckered lobe hole resulting from a removed gauge earring. Larger gauges will yield a sloppier, more ragged earnus resembling a pack of crusty rubber bands.

"Those gauges look cool now but underneath I know they're just two stretched-out leathery earnuses."

by Daniel Reskin October 26, 2014

Earhustlin

eavesdropping or listening in on someones conversation that you are not a part of.

"That dude over there is straight up earhustlin our converstaion"

by 30-CDirty March 16, 2009

Earnest

He is a great father and is very sweet and kind and he may act all tough on the outside but on the inside he is a cuddle bear and is caring if u are down.

My dad
Earnest is Awesome!

by Kay.A November 13, 2019

Earnest Blowjob

Also called an earnest blowie or an earnie.

A type of blowjob given on a Sunday night while eating breakfast. The blowjob is served with both hands behind the back, at a slow pace, with eye contact half the time. Low-tempo background music is suggested.

Example: "Hey Job I heard your wife is giving earnest blowjobs these days!"
Job: "Yes."

by Splatter Spree November 16, 2017

earhustling

Listening in on another conversation; evesdropping.

Bitch I wasn't talking to you, don't be earhustling.

by Eemar July 21, 2006

Earhustling

eavesdropping to gain information that you may use against someone at a later time

Why you always got to be earhustling on my conversations yo... you tell anyone what you heard and I am going to beat your ass

by D_J May 14, 2008

earhustling

Listening in on another conversation; evesdropping.

Bitch don't be earhustling, mind ya damn business.

by Eemar September 6, 2008