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earmuff
"Her eyes were like an ocean; her vagina, likewise."
"Jack is such an asshole, he tried to do the earmuff last night but I kicked him in the face."
"Jack is such an asshole, he tried to do the earmuff last night but I kicked him in the face."
earmuff by ocean_diver January 11, 2021
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Earmuff
Tina: Hey chika, lookin pretty fine!
Stacy: (silence)
Tina: Cmon! Whats wrong?
Jill: Don't worry Tina, she's just an Earmuff
Stacy: (silence)
Tina: Cmon! Whats wrong?
Jill: Don't worry Tina, she's just an Earmuff
Earmuff by Rostra Maximus April 5, 2011
Earmuff Community
A term used to describe the ultra woke who can't survive being in the real world without their earmuffs. Like a performative social activist.
We all know someone in our lives, but if you can't find one look for a they/them barista lol (I'm sorry, but it's true, but you are still my friend lollololoo)
We all know someone in our lives, but if you can't find one look for a they/them barista lol (I'm sorry, but it's true, but you are still my friend lollololoo)
Are you incapable of understanding that something is a joke? Guess you are a part of the earmuff community....
Earmuff Community by Transgirl from Texass November 8, 2025
Steaming Earmuff
Steaming Earmuff by Carymav October 9, 2011
English Earmuff
When you're done have hardcore sex with a girl you take a shit in your hand and slap her in the ear with it
English Earmuff by english earmuffin all the time November 9, 2010
Minnesota Earmuff
Whilst you are lying down, you adjust (puff up) your package into a mound above your closed legs. Then you lay a girl, ear down, onto your lap, thust providing the warmth needed to keep the cold Minnesota nights at bay.
Minnesota Earmuff by Nazz Egan March 30, 2005
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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