earmuff

A term used to describe the orgasmic clamping action of a gal's inner thighs over the ears of somebody performing oral sex.

Man, she totally earmuffed me!

earmuff by Heat123 November 9, 2007

earmuff

When you put your ear to your woman's vagina and listen for the ocean.

"Her eyes were like an ocean; her vagina, likewise."
"Jack is such an asshole, he tried to do the earmuff last night but I kicked him in the face."

earmuff by ocean_diver January 11, 2021

Earmuff

A deaf lesbian

Tina: Hey chika, lookin pretty fine!
Stacy: (silence)
Tina: Cmon! Whats wrong?
Jill: Don't worry Tina, she's just an Earmuff

Earmuff by Rostra Maximus April 5, 2011

Earmuff Community

A term used to describe the ultra woke who can't survive being in the real world without their earmuffs. Like a performative social activist.

We all know someone in our lives, but if you can't find one look for a they/them barista lol (I'm sorry, but it's true, but you are still my friend lollololoo)

Are you incapable of understanding that something is a joke? Guess you are a part of the earmuff community....

Earmuff Community by Transgirl from Texass November 8, 2025

Steaming Earmuff 

The act of pooping in someones ear.

Man, my wife was so pissed at me last night she threatened to give me a steaming earmuff!

Steaming Earmuff by Carymav October 9, 2011

English Earmuff 

When you're done have hardcore sex with a girl you take a shit in your hand and slap her in the ear with it

After i was done with that whore i english earmuffed that bitch

English Earmuff by english earmuffin all the time November 9, 2010

Minnesota Earmuff

Whilst you are lying down, you adjust (puff up) your package into a mound above your closed legs. Then you lay a girl, ear down, onto your lap, thust providing the warmth needed to keep the cold Minnesota nights at bay.

My girl was cold so I offered her my Minnesota earmuff.

Minnesota Earmuff by Nazz Egan March 30, 2005