Earmuff

A deaf lesbian

Tina: Hey chika, lookin pretty fine!
Stacy: (silence)
Tina: Cmon! Whats wrong?
Jill: Don't worry Tina, she's just an Earmuff

by Rostra Maximus March 20, 2011

Earmuffs

Earmuffs:

When you're going down on a woman ( preforming cunnilingus ) and she clamps her thighs on your head covering your ears, cause you're doing such a good job on your prefomance.

I bout to get them earmuffs tonight!
Have you squeezing my head like a Boa Constrictor

by FTMTBEAR March 07, 2017

earmuffs

A command directed towards a child so he/she will cover her ears while an adult curses.

Earmuffs, Billy. Earmuffs.

by Sha June 19, 2003

earmuffs

"Earmuffs" is a term to describe a girl that has amazingly sexy thighs that you want wrapped around your head. That way you can eat her muff while your ears are covered. Hence, being Earmuffed.

I was at the school the other day, and 6 different pairs of earmuffs walked by. I'd earmuff the hell outta all of them.

by earmuffking April 12, 2013

earmuff

A term used to describe the orgasmic clamping action of a gal's inner thighs over the ears of somebody performing oral sex.

Man, she totally earmuffed me!

by Heat123 October 24, 2007

Earmuffs

Earmuffs are what adults tell children to put on when they are talking about anything R-rated, or inappropriate for those children to be hearing. Good for when children have finally learned how to spell, and they are in all adult company.

Dad: You werent saying that last night when I was...

Mom: THE CHILDREN!!!!

Dad: Earmuffs!

**children cover ears**

Dad: You didnt say that last night when I was..tapping that ass.

by justasillylilgirl March 18, 2009

earmuff

When you put your ear to your woman's vagina and listen for the ocean.

"Her eyes were like an ocean; her vagina, likewise."
"Jack is such an asshole, he tried to do the earmuff last night but I kicked him in the face."

by ocean_diver January 11, 2021