uncapher25's definitions

earls

a girl that has a strong resemblence to her father which looks like a crazy son of a bitch and has to hips of a trucker goddess.

damn look at that earls go, strutting her hips!

by uncapher25 March 24, 2012

secretive crust

the crusty goop that lies within the anus cheeks of a dirty mexican. its secretive because nobody talks about the crust.

girl, i was in the middle of fucking him and i realized he had some secretive crust all up in his ass.

by uncapher25 March 24, 2012

black lavender

a man who is 19-20 years of age but looks 30-50 years of age and is also a creeper.

you are such a black lavender!

by uncapher25 March 24, 2012