secretive crust

the crusty goop that lies within the anus cheeks of a dirty mexican. its secretive because nobody talks about the crust.
girl, i was in the middle of fucking him and i realized he had some secretive crust all up in his ass.
by uncapher25 February 10, 2012
Get the secretive crust mug.

black lavender

a man who is 19-20 years of age but looks 30-50 years of age and is also a creeper.
you are such a black lavender!
by uncapher25 February 10, 2012
Get the black lavender mug.

earls

a girl that has a strong resemblence to her father which looks like a crazy son of a bitch and has to hips of a trucker goddess.
damn look at that earls go, strutting her hips!
by uncapher25 February 10, 2012
Get the earls mug.