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A sexual act involving sticking one's tongue down someones ear. Like cunnilingus, but with an ear instead
I saw a guy giving his girlfriend earlingus in the movie theater. People nowadays have no shame!
earlingus by earlingus October 15, 2012
Word of the Day on March 6, 2015
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earlingus fungus 

when performing the sexual act involving sticking one's tongue down someones ear resulting in earwax stuck on your tongue.
"i like giving my boyfriend earlingus but i always get earwax stuck onto my tongue."

"you got yourself some earlingus fungus, that's nasty!"
A slang way of saying the word vomiting
I mixed too much dark liquor with light liquor and I started Earling.
Earling by Jaye_$upreme August 17, 2016

Lesbian earrings 

The peak of lesbian couture-often abnormally strange and shouldn’t be on someone’s ear
A less suspicious way to tell if a girl is lesbian rather than asking if she listens to girl in red ;)
Lesbian A-well, was she gay....how could you tell?
Lesbian B-Well.......she had fuckin........Stethoscopes on her ears
Lesbian A-it’s the lesbian earrings for me

Cov-Earrings 

Earrings which are suited for life in the pandemic world of COVID-19.

- There are the extra large or sparkling gemstone earrings which look good on Zoom calls.

- There are the small studs that work out in public when the large earrings get caught on face-masks.

- They match the face-mask colors.
- They are mix-and-match so the same earrings can be worn in different ways.
Jane makes the best cov-earrings! They are interchangeable so the same studs and drops can be worn in lots of different ways for different situations.

0 earnings 

When you have not earned any money in a game that has tournaments that you can win money in.
This kid has 0 earnings he is so bad.
0 earnings by Urmomjames January 19, 2021

bamboo earrings 

Really big, thick and round earrings...shaped like bamboo. Best known for being worn in the 80s. Usually gold.
Nini! Did you see Misha bamboo earrings...they are flame(meaning really nice)
bamboo earrings by Amara-Nycole August 4, 2006
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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