Earle 

A man whose name reflects that everything about him is bigger and/or longer. The extra "e" in his name means he has something extra that no other ordinary man has. Bigger body build, bigger adam's apple, more height, longer/bigger cock, and most importantly, much much more love to give. Because of his uniqueness, he chooses to love only the woman worthy of receiving everything he has and only that one woman.

**An Earl and an Earle are completely different and should not be used interchangeably.**

Woman 1: "That man is totally an Earle."
Woman 2: "How do you know?"
Woman 1: "Well he has more of everything as a person! And I bet that bigger nose is only a hint of something bigger down below."
Woman 2: "Oh I wish he would love me."

Earle by She'sTheOne January 8, 2012

Earle 

Someone who is amazing, funny, inspiring, and makes the life of a Sabrina complete.

I love you Earle!

Earle by Sneakybeaver28 October 9, 2011

Earle Williams 

A hilarious, but tragic example of an extremely horrifying creature that has an incredibly mundane name. Earle Williams is a bonus boss on Fallout 76 who was introduced in August 2020.

Some time before the present day in-game, Williams and his friends were trapped in a mine after it suddenly collapsed behind them, killing one of them and leaving the rest permanently stuck. The men were nonetheless desperate to survive, and resorted to cannibalism. Some of them, however, had too weak of a stomach and decided to just wait for their starvation to end it all.

Earle Williams was not one of those people. In fact, cannibalizing his dead friend seemed to make his sanity slip away. He started trying to eat everyone, dead or alive, but was nonetheless fully aware of what he was doing; he knew he was becoming insane. By the time that the events of the game had started, Williams has mutated into a massive man-eating monster waiting impatiently for his next meal, and it's up to the dwellers of Vault 76 to put him out of his misery before it's too late.

The fight against Earle Williams is quite tough. He has TONS of health, and he's so resistant to all forms of damage that even legacy weapons barely deal scratch damage to him. He's nimble, aggressive, and can utter a piercing scream that will terrify the player character(s), causing them to run uncontrollably in a random direction if they're standing too close, potentially allowing him to land a nasty hit or two. The mine itself is bubbling hot and will kill you very quickly if you stand in the wrong spot, and there's several mini-me's of Williams that are very strong and tend to gang up on a single player to quickly overwhelm them. And on top of that, you have a strict time limit of 25 minutes to kill him, which may seem generous, but it's not.

Despite this, there IS at least one weapon that works insanely well against him: The plasma gun with the flamethrower mod and of course the right perk cards. ESPECIALLY if it's the special "Enclave" version, which has an insane ammo capacity. (However, the mod is INCREDIBLY rare.) Some players have managed to kill Williams singlehandedly by using this against him.

Earle Williams by Ubeenbamboozledson September 14, 2021

The Flying Earle 

The act of smoking marijuana then getting into a sun-baked vehicle with a female and turning on your seat warmers (if applicable). Once you have accomplished the prior tasks, you then ask said female to perform fellatio and continue to drive with your windows up. The combination causes intense grundle sweat that, combined with the hair and fecal matter from your anus, can produce something something called "The Flying Earle" which immediately strikes your victim in the face with one single flap of the cheeks (fart).

"Tyler's mom came over to the house the other day asking for sugar. I took her to the grocery store, but hit her with The Flying Earle on the way there."

"My favorite thing to do when I'm baked is go for a nice ride with my girl and blast her with The Flying Earle."

The Flying Earle by dookiesex August 19, 2013

Steve Earle 

A true artist in the realm of music. Steve Earle is difficult to define, is he rock, country, folk, contemporary, political, or even bluegrass? He's famous for the country hits Copperhead Road, and Guitar town, but he's put Nirvana's Breed on an album, he's done a record with the Del McCoury band, made controversy by making songs like John Walker's Blues, and even toured solo acoustic a time or two. Check out his website and his music.

Steve, you may be a democrat, but we still love you.

Steve Earle by nikthenyetminder January 15, 2005

Alyssa Loretta Earle 

an anime grill

omg I am next to an Alyssa Loretta Earle

Alyssa Loretta Earle by BRONKASARUS April 8, 2022

Windom Earle 

jdubz' sugar daddy,
likes lilboys

windom earle gave jdubz $20 and a package of twizzlers for a peep show

Windom Earle by D3Railur February 10, 2003