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web enabled 

A label given to something which has the ability to access the World Wide Web.
My new mobile is web enabled.
web enabled by sublimal June 24, 2004

web enabled 

To take an othewise perfectly functional device or peice of software, slow it down, make it buggy and general make a mess of things for the sole purpose of being able to browse pron directly on the app/device
All the recent versions of Office have been flakey as hell since they web-enabled the suite.
web enabled by KillAllHumans September 14, 2004

aras eniledam

aras eniledam is a loose asshole of a troglodyte that has been pounded into uselessness.
That aras eniledam can't make a definition up better than I can.

Emailed Up

When someone is angry and they email the co-worker they're pissed at and unnecessarily copy the boss, the boss's boss, the boss's boss's boss, and so forth, all the way to the top. Usually it ends up back-firing.
She was so pissed that the printer didn't work she emailed up all the way to the CEO. Turns out it was out of paper.
Emailed Up by AbsoluteT April 16, 2009
Less-retarded version for triggered, because that's for normies.
Andsam: I fully support how Bright was made, possibly the best film of 2017 and all of you can fuck off
Husko: lol you're enabled
Enabled by HuskoXd December 29, 2017

chip enabled 

People that have no problem draining your wallet, funds or money. Someone who's a user or a taker. Hoover, leech, Bogart
Bro, that girl I went out with last night tried to get every last cent I have. She's chip enabled!
chip enabled by Vonburnt9 March 13, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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