eNailed 

The sensation of not being able to go to an important meeting because you are assulted by a constant flurry of "Must reply now" emails. Derivation : eNailed to your chair

I couldn't make it as I was eNailed to my desk all day.

eNailed by Rafar12345 March 12, 2009

web enabled 

A label given to something which has the ability to access the World Wide Web.

My new mobile is web enabled.

web enabled by sublimal June 24, 2004

web enabled 

To take an othewise perfectly functional device or peice of software, slow it down, make it buggy and general make a mess of things for the sole purpose of being able to browse pron directly on the app/device

All the recent versions of Office have been flakey as hell since they web-enabled the suite.

web enabled by KillAllHumans September 14, 2004

aras eniledam

aras eniledam is a loose asshole of a troglodyte that has been pounded into uselessness.

That aras eniledam can't make a definition up better than I can.

aras eniledam by Snootchibootchies March 5, 2021

Emailed Up

When someone is angry and they email the co-worker they're pissed at and unnecessarily copy the boss, the boss's boss, the boss's boss's boss, and so forth, all the way to the top. Usually it ends up back-firing.

She was so pissed that the printer didn't work she emailed up all the way to the CEO. Turns out it was out of paper.

Emailed Up by AbsoluteT April 16, 2009

Enabled 

Less-retarded version for triggered, because that's for normies.

Andsam: I fully support how Bright was made, possibly the best film of 2017 and all of you can fuck off
Husko: lol you're enabled

Enabled by HuskoXd December 29, 2017

chip enabled 

People that have no problem draining your wallet, funds or money. Someone who's a user or a taker. Hoover, leech, Bogart

Bro, that girl I went out with last night tried to get every last cent I have. She's chip enabled!

chip enabled by Vonburnt9 March 13, 2018