eMinister 

Person who becomes a minister instantly online without studying or even necessarily being a Christian.

In the lost boys movies, Alan Frog was an eMinister because he wanted to bless water to use in his quest to rid the world of vampires.

eMinister by Reverend Alex June 14, 2011

Punch the Prime Minister

Australian slang for to go to the bathroom.

"I'm going to punch the prime minister!"
"I'm not done punching the prime minister!"

Punch the Prime Minister by Ello Gov'ner February 6, 2015

Minister of Sneers 

Someone who is so sarcastic they forget the original point they were trying to make. A Minister of Sneers will spout such acidic verbiage that they often burn themselves in the process. A person who holds this position enjoys the process of cutting people (or things) down to a level above normal sarcasm. Often confused with an Office Monkey.

Our cubicle Minister of Sneers made so much fun of my new car I was embarrassed and returned it to the dealership.

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The Minister of Sneers made fun of the Republican candidate, but then fell silent when the Democratic nominee took the same position.

Minister of Sneers by Lawrence Triptathane January 31, 2008

Eminist 

Eminist is someone who lives their life to the fullest, follows their principles and is not overwhelmed by others' opinion of them. At the same time Eminist respects other people's principles and lifestyle including those who think differently. Eminist is self-confident, full of energy and enjoys every single moment with a view of the future. Eminist's slogan is »The sky is the limit and I can make all my wishes and plans come true.« Because of these traits and their way of thinking, Eminist sticks out of the average, makes people laugh and impreses others with their naughty sarcasm. Being respectful and hearty, Eminist is always there to help people in need, not expecting anything in return. Eminist is a lighthouse spreading positive energy and teaching others how to transform a problem into a challenge or a new opportunity.

He is such an Eminist. He made me laugh, he provoked me a little bit, he made me feel I can do everything and change the world for the better.

Eminist by eminist October 27, 2018

sinister minister 

weed, ganja

yo dude i brought a baggy of sinister minister

yeah cheers

sinister minister by Superhanzz January 2, 2011

exministries 

A powerful prolific movement headed by founder G. Craige Lewis, that changes the lives of others forever through the invisible power of Christ. A ministry that gives understanding and nourishment to the soul. This ministry has been criticized through vain babblings & murmmorings. In order to get a good understanding the messages must be viewed in their ENTIRETY. (The Truth Behind Hip-Hop Part 1,2,3 & 4)
www.exministries.com

In exministries, ex is the prefix that you put on the front of a noun to make it the opposite of what it once was. Gangbanger becomes ex-gangbanger.

exministries by Engrafted May 16, 2008

Minister of Defense 

A nickname for the famous Defensive End Reggie White, who played for the Green Bay Packers, and is the most recent Packers player to be inducted into the NFL Hall of Fame.

Guy watching superbowl XXXI #1:
"DAMN Reggie White got another sack! That's 3 tonight!"

Guy watching superbowl XXXI #2:
"Ya man, hes the Minister of Defense!"

Minister of Defense by Packers Fan#1 February 18, 2009