elminster 

The most powerful wizard in the realm of Toril (from the forgotten realms series (dungeons and dragons spinoff)) He was the first forgotten realms character ever written about by Ed Greenwood.

He is allied with many a powerful characters in the realm: The Seven sisters, Khelbun arunsun, many other.
He is a chosen of Mystra (goddess of magic).
He was born with magic detection, and truesight.

He is unbeatable, totally and utterly.

Elminster Aumar, remember the name

"Elminster is a god among men."
"He made love to mystra!"
"And he's so modest"

elminster by petrepete September 20, 2006

elfinster 

A rather strange blend of British and Texan peoples, with only one known being to exist. Can be very sneak though does not work at the North Pole.

'Allo, are you Elfinster?

elfinster by Elf February 14, 2005

Ewmonster 

Noun. A person in whom the very idea of ew is manifest, be it in their looks, fashion, mannerisms, actions, speech or opinions. Witnessing an ewmonster evokes feelings of being ewwed-out, causing the skin to crawl with convulsions of cringe. The ewmonster transcends simply being ew as they are the ultimate 100% in the scale of ew-ness. Ewmonsters are often fashion victims and can inhabit any city, town or village worldwide.

Tom: Ew my God Becca, did you just see that ewmonster! Her capri pants and chiffon earrings are ewing out my life!

Becca: Ewwww! She is the ultimate ewmonster, I think her name is Ollie, watch out Tom, she's coming over.

Ewmonster: Hey guys, wanna hang out and come shopping with me? I could use some of your wicked fashion tips.

Becca & Tom (simultaneously): GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE YOU GROSS EWMONSTER!!!

(Ewmonster woefully skulks off)

Ewmonster by GoatBoat August 15, 2010

Ossian Elminger 

Pussy slayer

Ossian Elminger leave some pussy for the rest of us

Ossian Elminger by young fleh January 28, 2018

eMinister 

Person who becomes a minister instantly online without studying or even necessarily being a Christian.

In the lost boys movies, Alan Frog was an eMinister because he wanted to bless water to use in his quest to rid the world of vampires.

eMinister by Reverend Alex June 14, 2011

Emilster 

The tryhardest tryhard that ever was a tryhard. It was once said that the day he was born is the day that the word tryhard was invented. People have been known to increase their levels of tryhard just by being within 12 square miles of him.

Damn i'm feeling really tryhardy today. Emilster must be nearby

Emilster is such a freakin' tryhard.

Emilster by awesomeplp9 December 7, 2017

elipster 

elitist+hipster= elipster
person of knowledge like an elitist but looked more favorably upon behind closed doors. people hate him/her in public because they cannot be that cool but when they are alone they secretly wish to be that person.
knowledge of music and culture through the ages, fakes can only span from 70's knowledge to present true elipsters can cite beat culture and the likes.

people try to bring them down just because they are in there own eyes not as cool. everyone is in a social uniform, this would just be a harder one to maintain unlike gutter punk.

tom waits is a dirt plodded elipster.

elipster by Fillip Jones June 8, 2005