Skip to main content
The emotions and feelings of one who is portraying them over the internet. Common in chat rooms and IM Messengers, eFeelings are usually mocked, and never seriously taken into consideration.
Fred101 says: "Oi loser, go make some real friends hey?"

Matt_is_cool says: "Why are you such a dick?"

Jenny_loves_cats says: "Fred please becareful, you may hurt Matt's eFeelings!"
eFeelings by Laughter43 April 15, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

American Feelings Yakuza 

"feelings yakuza" is an internet slang term referring to "those who turn their personal discomfort into a social evil and try to erase the target completely". It has been used in proship/antiship discourse.

Typically, Americans will harass Japanese artists for being proship or pedophiles for what they draw. It's a concept that may be difficult to understand in Japan, where all fictional depictions are allowed, it's not good to insult someone's work, and people are looked down upon for not being able to distinguish between fiction and reality.
"I got a message from an American talking about proship"
"Don't worry about it, those are just American feelings yakuza."

feelings yakuza 

A japanese internet slang term referring to "those who turn their personal discomfort into a social evil and try to erase the target completely".
"You should be in prison for liking this type of content! Disgusting!"

"Alright, feelings yakuza."
feelings yakuza by Shameimaru Aya February 20, 2023

feelings are fatal 

when your inner feelings for someone are so dangerous and may cause chaos that you keep it hidden and hurt yourself (please dont keep your feelings hidden no matter how bad they are)
idk what to put here but i hope you feel better soon and remember feelings arent fatal if anyone says feelings are fatal then their shit
feelings are fatal by urmomwooo August 11, 2021

feelings jam 

When two (or more) people get together to talk about feelings. Any feelings, sad, happy, silly. You just laugh and enjoy the time, or cry and comfort.
Jessica: Hey Allie, let's have a feelings jam. I need to vent
Allie: My place, or yours?
feelings jam by ahriie May 28, 2013

in my feelings 

damn, that movie got me in my feelings. hit way too close to home.

Late Night Feelings

Late Night Feelings are those melancholic feelings that you get when you're alone at home as night grows later and later. Caused by beeing sleepy, they disappear the next morning and make you feel like a retard.
1: What a beautiful night! How are you?
2: I don't know, I feel odd. Damn late night feelings.
Late Night Feelings by Ultraaa April 25, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
Load more