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An eBitch is anyone on the internet that acts like a tard, i.e.: capitolizing every word, typing like a thug, posting a picture they took of themselves trying to look tough, flaming or spamming, or generally acting like an idiot on the internet.

You can find out what exactly an eBitch is here:
http://www.ebitch.friendhood.net
U Wud B an eBitch Yf U Tipe Lyk Dis.
eBitch by eHunter October 13, 2008
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the gender neutral term of egirl/eboy.
"God, that's an ebitch vibe if I've ever seen one."
ebitch by lucrest July 25, 2021
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If Hamtaro had an adult swim parody
p1 : I'm gonna watch some Ebichu today!
p2 : That show where all the characters including the hamster are retarded and have no lives? Seems like the perfect show for adult swim.
Ebichu by Xxnoobdestroyer29xX November 28, 2022
Ebutch (E-butch)

A girl who wants to be an eboy. Or dress like an eboy. But isn’t an egirl. Used for mainly wlw.
Wow that girl looks like such an ebutch
Ebutch by Dani_a_r_t June 18, 2019

Elitch Gardens 

a amusement park in Denver that treats there employees like crap
I heard that Elitch Gardens is the worst place to work
Elitch Gardens by TATK May 4, 2009
Possibly the most dirty childrens show ever. An anime, can be found fan-subbed throughout the internet. It stars a helpful, if stupid, hamster, her abusive owner, and her lazy boyfriend. Famed for filthy language and the trademark blood splatter as the hamster is kicked into the wall.
How could you let the kids watch the horrible Ebichu show?
Ebichu by bbdrone February 20, 2010

embitchenate 

verb - to make someone your bitch.
To assert dominance by demonstrating specific superiority beyond possibility of doubt.
Guy 1: Turn on your Wii so I can embitchenate you in Guitar Hero.
Guy 2: Again? Haven't you done that enough?
Guy 3 (to Guy 2): You need to do it to remasculate yourself.
embitchenate by Voloius March 3, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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