To experience premature e-textulation is to accidentally send a text message or comment via phone or social network, before the text/comment is complete.

Text 1: I'm on my way. I just ha-

Text 2: ...have to stop for milk. Sorry. Premature e-textulation -lol.

premature e-textulation by Medi0cre Man March 6, 2010

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Premature E textulation

when your having "Hot" phone sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend by sending pictures or explicit sexual fantasies with each other and you cum before your partner does.

My girl is mad because I was having some awesome cell phone sex with last night and had a Premature E textulation.

Premature E textulation by BigDaddy_007 February 18, 2010

E-Texting

Emailing back and forth as if you were actually cool enough to have a phone and text!

Angelina: im e-texting Brad
Sarah: woo hoo your so cool

E-Texting by E-Texting hater (get a phone!) May 11, 2010

Premature etextulation

When you are texting someone and hit "send" accidentally before actually writing anything. Subsequently sending a blank text. Using this phase completely absolves your texting incompetence.

George: Hey Gina
Gina:
George: Uh, you sent a blank text.
Gina: Sorry George my phone has premature etextulation.

Premature etextulation by jaqueranda December 4, 2009

premature etextulate

The act of accidentally sending a half written text message.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I premature etextulated:

She: hey what's up
Me: Hey...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss <send>

It should have said "...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss football season".

premature etextulate by soundgrrrl67 May 2, 2009

premature etextulation

It's when you are texting someone and you accidentally send the text before you're done writing it.

I just got a text from someone that ended in the middle of a sentence. He must have had a premature etextulation because he sent the end of the sentence in another text.

premature etextulation by bikewreckgary December 7, 2011

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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