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e-text by Sacto J-hole April 28, 2009
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premature e-textulation
To experience premature e-textulation is to accidentally send a text message or comment via phone or social network, before the text/comment is complete.
Text 1: I'm on my way. I just ha-
Text 2: ...have to stop for milk. Sorry. Premature e-textulation -lol.
Text 2: ...have to stop for milk. Sorry. Premature e-textulation -lol.
premature e-textulation by Medi0cre Man March 6, 2010
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Premature E textulation
when your having "Hot" phone sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend by sending pictures or explicit sexual fantasies with each other and you cum before your partner does.
My girl is mad because I was having some awesome cell phone sex with last night and had a Premature E textulation.
Premature E textulation by BigDaddy_007 February 18, 2010
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E-Texting by E-Texting hater (get a phone!) May 11, 2010
Premature etextulation
When you are texting someone and hit "send" accidentally before actually writing anything. Subsequently sending a blank text. Using this phase completely absolves your texting incompetence.
George: Hey Gina
Gina:
George: Uh, you sent a blank text.
Gina: Sorry George my phone has premature etextulation.
Gina:
George: Uh, you sent a blank text.
Gina: Sorry George my phone has premature etextulation.
Premature etextulation by jaqueranda December 4, 2009
premature etextulate
My girlfriend broke up with me because I premature etextulated:
She: hey what's up
Me: Hey...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss <send>
It should have said "...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss football season".
She: hey what's up
Me: Hey...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss <send>
It should have said "...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss football season".
premature etextulate by soundgrrrl67 May 2, 2009
premature etextulation
I just got a text from someone that ended in the middle of a sentence. He must have had a premature etextulation because he sent the end of the sentence in another text.
premature etextulation by bikewreckgary December 7, 2011
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