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premature e-textulation 

To experience premature e-textulation is to accidentally send a text message or comment via phone or social network, before the text/comment is complete.
Text 1: I'm on my way. I just ha-

Text 2: ...have to stop for milk. Sorry. Premature e-textulation -lol.
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Premature E textulation

when your having "Hot" phone sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend by sending pictures or explicit sexual fantasies with each other and you cum before your partner does.
My girl is mad because I was having some awesome cell phone sex with last night and had a Premature E textulation.
Emailing back and forth as if you were actually cool enough to have a phone and text!
Angelina: im e-texting Brad
Sarah: woo hoo your so cool

Premature etextulation 

When you are texting someone and hit "send" accidentally before actually writing anything. Subsequently sending a blank text. Using this phase completely absolves your texting incompetence.
George: Hey Gina
Gina:
George: Uh, you sent a blank text.
Gina: Sorry George my phone has premature etextulation.

premature etextulate 

The act of accidentally sending a half written text message.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I premature etextulated:

She: hey what's up
Me: Hey...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss <send>

It should have said "...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss football season".

premature etextulation 

It's when you are texting someone and you accidentally send the text before you're done writing it.
I just got a text from someone that ended in the middle of a sentence. He must have had a premature etextulation because he sent the end of the sentence in another text.