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a trick employed by scientologists to try to scam you into taking their 'therapy' sessions at $400 a pop. here is a guide. beware:

1. First a scientologist will approach you, offering you a free stress test. you will know they are a scientologist, as they will have the staring, unblinking 'crazy eyes'. they will be very reluctant to take no for an answer.

2. if you do go with them, they will hook you up to an 'e meter'. they will ask you to think of some deeply troubling experience, and when the meter moves slightly, they will present this as evidence you need therapy.

3. you will end up paying $400 a session to have whats troubling you 'audited' (cleared) from your mind. but get this: whats troubling you is, apparently, the souls of murdered aliens (thetans) in your head. betcha didn't see that one coming eh?
i'm sick of these scientologists trying to jack my nads with their e meters
e meter by me old fruity June 19, 2006
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(An online conversation)
Zeke: Hey! =o)
Carl: hey
Zeke: What's up! n2m here, just c H i L l A x I n!! =oP
Carl: dude you need to chill out you are turning e-metro. it is as if you grow a pair of ovaries every time you sit at the computer

Hid-e-o-meter 

A device that measures ugliness.
As in: " That dress is a 10 on the Hid-e-o-meter"
Hid-e-o-meter by amazonloveswords February 4, 2010

D.E.N.N.I.S. Method 

A method used to attract women.

D- demonstrate value

E- engage physically

N- nurture dependence

N- neglect emotionally

I- inspire hope

S- separate entirely

Do it right.
You Dennis-ed that girl so hard she's yours forever.
The D.E.N.N.I.S. Method is a handy tool for seduction.
D.E.N.N.I.S. Method by Taggerty November 22, 2009

P.K.E. meter 

P.K.E. Meter or P.K. meter is a Prop. used in every Ghostbusters Movies , series ans comics .

Basically the P.K.E. meters are used to detect ghost by pointing to their general directions or to calculate the intensity of paranormal activity like slime presence .

P.K.E. stands for Para Kinesis Energy or Para Kinetic Energy .

the p.k.e meter is upstaged by the more powerfull Giga-meter seen in Ghostbusters II .
According to the P.K.E. meter there is a class 3 full thorso apparition .
P.K.E. meter by P.A. 037 February 6, 2010

Emetophobia 

Severe fear of throwing up or being near vomit. Most people with emetophobia can’t stand to be around other people who are feeling ill, for fear of them puking
She can’t stand vomit, she must have emetophobia.
Emetophobia by boyono420 February 25, 2018
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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