e-merc

1. To own somebody over the internets in such a way to make them wish they had died irls, srsly

I'm so gonna e-merc j00r megahurtz. Bs up Cs down.

by Robert Picante August 19, 2006

Mercedes-Benz E-Class

The rich person's Camry. One of Mercedes' most popular models in the US, the E-class is one of the best selling European cars on the market. Everyone from doctors to lawyers has one, and it isn't uncommon to see at least fifteen or twenty in the parking lot of an upscale mall or restaurant. More often than not, they're leased by men having a midlife crisis, and accompany a Lexus RX in the garage. Bonus points if said E-class is parked in the middle of a mall around November/December with a big red bow on the roof.

Since Andrew's wife divorced him, he bought himself a Mercedes-Benz E-Class.

by henry1272838442 October 18, 2022

emercyn

emercyn is a very very very scandalous and nymphomaniac. (google that word before you make assumptions) Emercyn has been through pain and heart break numerous of times because she never can keep ahold of someone sorta like taylor swift. Although emercyn is very beautiful she never finished her education and doesn't have much going for her. most Emercyns are handed everything in life

emercyn is cool!

by dogcatdog May 21, 2017

emercecy

When a Finnish person is drunk and wants help (emergency)

Emercecy
Panic
Vittu

by DrunkFinm October 18, 2020

emerculate

Merc, or emerculate: To kill, or eliminate something - used in a videogame scenario.
ee-mur-k-you-late

I just emerculated them. Time to emerculate them.

by 42bird. February 3, 2026

Dirty Emercan

When you have stump broke a syphillis ridden Camel and then you forget to wash , then your boyfriend provides clean up on your isle 6

Emercan played hide the vienna with his favorite camel then let the love juice dry and then had ceminious clean him up

Ceminious has been Dirty Emercan'd

by TurkaTurka September 23, 2011