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Dyslexicly proportional

xy is dyslexicly proportional to yx.

The law of dyslexic proportionality states that any numbers or letters that are directly transposed can be constituted as correctly documented based on the leeway of human error.
Student: While reviewing the results of my math test I want to prove that my answer is dyslexicly proportional to the correct answer.

Teacher: Really; what do you mean by dyslexicly proportional?
Student: Yeah, look; my answer was 53 & the correct answer is 35.

Teacher: I see your point; I’ll give you full credit for this.

Compound dyslexicia 

A girl who is not only dyslexic but has no good things going for her. Girls be dyslexic.
Jon: this bitch has compound dyslexicia
Jamie: I’m going to use him because I don’t care.
Jon: she is so dyslexic, but she’s so bad she has compound dyslexicia.

dyslexician

A: Hey did you liek the socker mutch (soccer match)?
B: You mean... sucker marsh? Man. U. vs Barcel.?
A: Yea right...whatever it's spelt.
D: hat was awesome! Great I guess we're both dyslexicians!
dyslexician by nonachyst June 13, 2009

dyslexicly

Reading, saying, typing, or thinking something in a way that a Dyslexic might do. For example: Reading "Taylor Swift" as "Saylor Twift" or getting left and right or east and west mixed up.
"The address is 1631 East Bridle Street. Sorry, I meant 1361 East Bridle Street. I read that dyslexicly." dyslexic dyslexia lysdexic dylsexia
dyslexicly by ScarlettaFermatta December 28, 2014

dyslexicize 

She just told me, “I fucking love you so much” and I replied,”I love fucking you so much” too. I dyslexicize(d) that sentence
dyslexicize by jeffisgod March 24, 2020

dyslexicist 

the discrimination on a person or persons with dyslexia
you are how”
why do you sound dyslexic
“stop being dyslexicist”
dyslexicist by pseudonym976687 June 22, 2020