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dyslexician

A: Hey did you liek the socker mutch (soccer match)?
B: You mean... sucker marsh? Man. U. vs Barcel.?
A: Yea right...whatever it's spelt.
D: hat was awesome! Great I guess we're both dyslexicians!
dyslexician by nonachyst June 13, 2009
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dyslexicon 

A feared enemy of the Aubotots and the Deceptinocs. They transform words into the secret language of dyslexia.
Optisum Prime defeated Metagron, but Dyslexicon defecated them both.
dyslexicon by auth00r June 20, 2006

dyslexicity 

The act being dyslexic.
That girl's dyslexicity is causing me a headache.
dyslexicity by ZeWaffle June 1, 2016

dyslexican 

A rare breed from the Mexicanus Dyslexctious family. A being of Mexican nationality that has a difficult time writing/ speaking english with slight similarities to dyslexcia.
Hector cannot tell his ass from his elbow, I think he's a dyslexican and needs Rosetta Stone.
dyslexican by Beastn9 December 15, 2008
Proper noun. Dyslexica is a female Twi'lek, in the on-line game Star Wars Galaxies. She is a Rebel Master Commando, and Mayor of DaY Resort, on the planet Rori. Her full name is: Dyslexica Istoo, which spelled sideways would be: Is too a dyslexic.
Dyslexica is the Mayor of Day Resort, on Rori. Star Wars: Galaxies on-line game, Eclipse Galaxy.
dyslexica by Dan Richards December 14, 2008

Compound dyslexicia 

A girl who is not only dyslexic but has no good things going for her. Girls be dyslexic.
Jon: this bitch has compound dyslexicia
Jamie: I’m going to use him because I don’t care.
Jon: she is so dyslexic, but she’s so bad she has compound dyslexicia.

dyslexcia 

The term used when a person is unable to or finds difficulty in reading because the letters get confused in their head.
Thre ist smthng rong wih this sentnce, can yoi gess wht is it? Its caled dyslexcia.
dyslexcia by Arthenaux May 13, 2016
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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