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dyslexicity 

The act being dyslexic.
That girl's dyslexicity is causing me a headache.
dyslexicity by ZeWaffle June 1, 2016

Compound dyslexicia 

A girl who is not only dyslexic but has no good things going for her. Girls be dyslexic.
Jon: this bitch has compound dyslexicia
Jamie: I’m going to use him because I don’t care.
Jon: she is so dyslexic, but she’s so bad she has compound dyslexicia.

dyslexician

A: Hey did you liek the socker mutch (soccer match)?
B: You mean... sucker marsh? Man. U. vs Barcel.?
A: Yea right...whatever it's spelt.
D: hat was awesome! Great I guess we're both dyslexicians!
dyslexician by nonachyst June 13, 2009

National Dyslexics Suck Day 

July 12th is National Dyslexics Sucks Day, you can finally release that pent up anger you have from dyslexics
“Yo Bob it’s July 12,”
“Its National Dyslexics Suck Day, Hey Emma National Suck Dyslexics Day Its”

dislexicist 

When your racist towards dyslexic people
Your ducking dislexicist

dyslexicize 

She just told me, “I fucking love you so much” and I replied,”I love fucking you so much” too. I dyslexicize(d)] that sentence
dyslexicize by jeffisgod March 24, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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